Ramblin' rose
6/9/15 12:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
The ending of my BB has turned into straight porn, hundreds upon hundreds of words of porn. So far, I'm okay with it. Kind of surprised, but hey, what the heck. I'm going with the flow. and now I'm wanting to ladle in some more porn elsewhere. It always takes me a bit but once I get going...porn is good. Also, thanks so much to
big_heart_june for the lovely inspiration she provides daily. :D
I'm so yakky today--I was a terror at work, all friendly and affirming to the folks cluttering up my fitting room. "Yass, darling--buy that bathing suit. Show those tattas while they're still showable--what are you, fifty? You've got a good ten years to flash the goods, get on that."
See? Affirming. I also very politely put a stop to a shoplifter, snagged their swag and saved the store, well, not much, about fifty bucks--but still! I WAS BATMAN.
Remind me to tell you some shoplifter stories some day. They're pretty damn amusing.
Okay, back to shoving Sam's dick in Dean's ass. ( I just lost a ton of potential readers, didn't I?)
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I'm so yakky today--I was a terror at work, all friendly and affirming to the folks cluttering up my fitting room. "Yass, darling--buy that bathing suit. Show those tattas while they're still showable--what are you, fifty? You've got a good ten years to flash the goods, get on that."
See? Affirming. I also very politely put a stop to a shoplifter, snagged their swag and saved the store, well, not much, about fifty bucks--but still! I WAS BATMAN.
Remind me to tell you some shoplifter stories some day. They're pretty damn amusing.
Okay, back to shoving Sam's dick in Dean's ass. ( I just lost a ton of potential readers, didn't I?)
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6/9/15 04:57 am (UTC)Just kidding. There are plenty of marvelous gen-lovers out there. :) But you keep shoving that dick in that ass, and I'll keep reading FOR SURE.
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6/9/15 05:47 am (UTC)LOL at your workplace chatter. You rock, girl!!!! And yes, you are BATMAN!!!!!! Being in retail myself and having to confront shop-lifters I'd love to hear more about how you handle them.
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6/9/15 06:11 am (UTC)Ack, you know what I mean about shoplifters! I hate dealing with them, you have to be so careful! I find it helps if I treat them like I'm totally confused by their larceny, surely they didn't *mean* to fill the legs of those jeans with underwear and makeup...? Yeah, I don't get it, underwear is a HUGE theft item. *shrugs*
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6/9/15 07:18 pm (UTC)Well, as someone who can only read bottom!Dean/Jensen... Bottom!Sam/Jared squicks me out something fierce. I don't know why, my brain has decided this for me. It's not fun, but it is what it is. *shrugs*
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6/13/15 02:33 am (UTC)I'm much older now and trying to get over myself--it's a work in progress. ;D
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6/9/15 07:03 am (UTC)Sam on Dean? Sounds good to me :) Happy writing!!
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6/9/15 07:11 am (UTC)Oh good then! And thank you! I'm almost finished but oy, it's really late now, and if I don't take myself to bed, I'm gonna fall asleep on the keyboard! I still feel good, though! Because I'M BATMAN!
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6/9/15 02:21 pm (UTC)*FALLS DOWN LAUGHING*
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6/9/15 03:27 pm (UTC)That works for Roxy too! LOL mmmmm bacon!
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6/9/15 02:52 pm (UTC)And hey, porn is. You go with it, it carries you along, and suddenly - orgasms for everyone!!
Yay!!
What could be better? :)
*twirls youI
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6/9/15 05:33 pm (UTC)Since I can't actually stop them from stealing--strictly speaking, I'm not allowed to take stuff from them or go through bags--you have to make them give it to you. Hence me taking items from them to count. That's allowed. And if some jewelry or DVDs fall out when I do, well...
Plus, no one can resist the grandma face. ;D
And yes, orgasms for everyone! *koff* But not at the fitting room....
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6/9/15 06:29 pm (UTC)*flails*
Unless it's two *very* pretty boys and there is two-way glass.
*tra la*
HA - you grandma-guilt them. Perfection.
YOU ARE BATMAN.
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6/9/15 03:05 pm (UTC)*hugs and giggles*
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6/9/15 05:34 pm (UTC)Gosh, I hope this porn is less talky and much hotter than I think it is!
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6/9/15 03:27 pm (UTC)And congrats, there is never enough porn in the world.
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6/9/15 05:26 pm (UTC)I'll do a post one day, it's too funny sometimes!
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6/9/15 07:58 pm (UTC)hundreds upon hundreds of words of porn
back to shoving Sam's dick in Dean's ass
Please continue while I'll wait here for it to get finished SO I CAN READ THE SHIT OUT OF IT!!!
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6/9/15 10:19 pm (UTC)It's comments like that, that keep me coming back to you. lol ;)
*hugs* ♥
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6/10/15 05:55 pm (UTC)*sits, chin on hands. waits. keeps my grabby hands to myself. for now*