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roxy ([personal profile] roxy) wrote2016-12-06 09:24 pm

Hey ya'll

Can anyone rec me some cowboy J2 stories that's not Break Loose Ranch? Not that I don't really enjoy that one, it's just it's the first one er'body you ask recs. I've got a hankering for some cowboy...boys, whatev.

Whatsup, dear my friends? I'm still toiling non-stop in the Red Satan vineyards. Today, some asshole on the phone tried to tell me I was dumb. "How did they hire someone so dumb?" he asked. I could tell he was revving up to really let loose. But they don't pay me for that shit.

"Oh, hun," I replied, and made sure I sounded like I was talking to a brain-damaged poodle. "I'm going to have to hang up on you." And I did. Dumbass motherfucker. Xmas, man. I guess for some it means being rude to people you think have no choice but to take it.

Stay tuned for more heart-warming stories of the season. :D :D :D
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[personal profile] fufaraw 2016-12-07 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, bless his little heart. (With Aaaalll the meaning that connotates)
Edited 2016-12-07 04:04 (UTC)

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2016-12-07 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man--I *wish* I'd said "Bless your little heart", LOL!!! Perfect phrase for so many occasions! :D