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Can anyone rec me some cowboy J2 stories that's not Break Loose Ranch? Not that I don't really enjoy that one, it's just it's the first one er'body you ask recs. I've got a hankering for some cowboy...boys, whatev.
Whatsup, dear my friends? I'm still toiling non-stop in the Red Satan vineyards. Today, some asshole on the phone tried to tell me I was dumb. "How did they hire someone so dumb?" he asked. I could tell he was revving up to really let loose. But they don't pay me for that shit.
"Oh, hun," I replied, and made sure I sounded like I was talking to a brain-damaged poodle. "I'm going to have to hang up on you." And I did. Dumbass motherfucker. Xmas, man. I guess for some it means being rude to people you think have no choice but to take it.
Stay tuned for more heart-warming stories of the season. :D :D :D
Whatsup, dear my friends? I'm still toiling non-stop in the Red Satan vineyards. Today, some asshole on the phone tried to tell me I was dumb. "How did they hire someone so dumb?" he asked. I could tell he was revving up to really let loose. But they don't pay me for that shit.
"Oh, hun," I replied, and made sure I sounded like I was talking to a brain-damaged poodle. "I'm going to have to hang up on you." And I did. Dumbass motherfucker. Xmas, man. I guess for some it means being rude to people you think have no choice but to take it.
Stay tuned for more heart-warming stories of the season. :D :D :D
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12/7/16 03:47 am (UTC)(no subject)
12/7/16 04:22 am (UTC)Your icon! can't stop looking at it! :D :D :D
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12/7/16 04:36 am (UTC)Love that. You have to put it in your little notebook of comebacks to stupid people :D
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12/7/16 05:39 am (UTC)*smooches you*
I dunno any cowboy fics, sorry. Here, have cowboy!Jensen instead. :)
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12/7/16 03:18 pm (UTC)You know, or perhaps you don't know that I do commercial Xmas decorating (malls, giant offices, the city of Oakland etc.). Every year as we are install the decorations at least one person bitches that it's too early for the decorations to go up to which I politely reply "Happy Holidays...communist". Hang in there and don't let the cranky bastards ruin your Christmas.
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12/9/16 03:56 am (UTC)LOL!!! Thank you, that felt good! :D
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12/9/16 03:24 am (UTC)http://drvsilla.livejournal.com/324445.html (http://drvsilla.livejournal.com/324445.html)
Hela
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12/9/16 04:02 am (UTC)Thanks again! :)