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roxyCan anyone rec me some cowboy J2 stories that's not Break Loose Ranch? Not that I don't really enjoy that one, it's just it's the first one er'body you ask recs. I've got a hankering for some cowboy...boys, whatev.
Whatsup, dear my friends? I'm still toiling non-stop in the Red Satan vineyards. Today, some asshole on the phone tried to tell me I was dumb. "How did they hire someone so dumb?" he asked. I could tell he was revving up to really let loose. But they don't pay me for that shit.
"Oh, hun," I replied, and made sure I sounded like I was talking to a brain-damaged poodle. "I'm going to have to hang up on you." And I did. Dumbass motherfucker. Xmas, man. I guess for some it means being rude to people you think have no choice but to take it.
Stay tuned for more heart-warming stories of the season. :D :D :D
Whatsup, dear my friends? I'm still toiling non-stop in the Red Satan vineyards. Today, some asshole on the phone tried to tell me I was dumb. "How did they hire someone so dumb?" he asked. I could tell he was revving up to really let loose. But they don't pay me for that shit.
"Oh, hun," I replied, and made sure I sounded like I was talking to a brain-damaged poodle. "I'm going to have to hang up on you." And I did. Dumbass motherfucker. Xmas, man. I guess for some it means being rude to people you think have no choice but to take it.
Stay tuned for more heart-warming stories of the season. :D :D :D
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