"I got blisters on my fingers!!!!!!!"

[roxy]

I was blissfully unaware of Katy Perry until a few days ago, and now, I hate her and her candy covered dress with a fiery hate that is only surpassed by the searing pain in my fingertips which I have burned with hot glue over and over, to the point where sympathetic looks have changed into "omg, how are you so stupid?" looks. If my niece (the one with a Katy Perry loving child) ever doubts my love, I will kick her ass, and then cover her with little plastic cupcakes. Which I will hot glue to her.

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[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

What is she singing about?

I don't know. Cupcakes? Blue hair? Too bright for my blood, that's for sure.

Ringo? Like, octopuses garden Ringo?

Hee! Well, cos you said you had blisters on your fingers, and that's what he screamed out when they were recording "Helter Skelter," and you were quoting him, right? *scratches head*

And anyway, you'll really always be Snuggles to me! XD

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*STARES AT YOU*

Omg...all these years I thought it was John...I'm sorry, I--I have to lie down now.

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

*pat pat* There, there, hon! I read that that's a common mistake. It's John who evidently asked what was up, to which Ringo replied with the classic "blisters" line. It was after finishing the 18th take of the song, after all. Can't help but sympathize with the guy. :/

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

my whole childhood--is based on a LIE!!!!!! *SOB*

*clings to you*

*gropes you just a little*

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

*gropes you just a little*

Is the "little" because you're trying to be sneaky or because of those blisters on your fingers. AND: SNAP! Full-circle comeback! HA! *pats self on back*

XD Ringo-Snuggles. Has a nice ring to it!