"I got blisters on my fingers!!!!!!!"

[roxy]

I was blissfully unaware of Katy Perry until a few days ago, and now, I hate her and her candy covered dress with a fiery hate that is only surpassed by the searing pain in my fingertips which I have burned with hot glue over and over, to the point where sympathetic looks have changed into "omg, how are you so stupid?" looks. If my niece (the one with a Katy Perry loving child) ever doubts my love, I will kick her ass, and then cover her with little plastic cupcakes. Which I will hot glue to her.

Comments

[chemm80]

I actually got a prompt recently in a fic exchange that consisted almost entirely of Katy Perry lyrics. I am not even exaggerating. Feel better now? :\

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Better? Shit, now I'm feeling bad for *you*!

[chemm80]

I'm pretty much ignoring the prompts in favor of writing very pornographic, dirty-graphic femmeslash, so that's all right. :D