"I got blisters on my fingers!!!!!!!"

[roxy]

I was blissfully unaware of Katy Perry until a few days ago, and now, I hate her and her candy covered dress with a fiery hate that is only surpassed by the searing pain in my fingertips which I have burned with hot glue over and over, to the point where sympathetic looks have changed into "omg, how are you so stupid?" looks. If my niece (the one with a Katy Perry loving child) ever doubts my love, I will kick her ass, and then cover her with little plastic cupcakes. Which I will hot glue to her.

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[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

my whole childhood--is based on a LIE!!!!!! *SOB*

*clings to you*

*gropes you just a little*

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

*gropes you just a little*

Is the "little" because you're trying to be sneaky or because of those blisters on your fingers. AND: SNAP! Full-circle comeback! HA! *pats self on back*

XD Ringo-Snuggles. Has a nice ring to it!