"I got blisters on my fingers!!!!!!!"

[roxy]

I was blissfully unaware of Katy Perry until a few days ago, and now, I hate her and her candy covered dress with a fiery hate that is only surpassed by the searing pain in my fingertips which I have burned with hot glue over and over, to the point where sympathetic looks have changed into "omg, how are you so stupid?" looks. If my niece (the one with a Katy Perry loving child) ever doubts my love, I will kick her ass, and then cover her with little plastic cupcakes. Which I will hot glue to her.

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[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Awww, you're so sweet! But that woman better hope she never meets me in a dark alley. And I think, yeah, I'm a crazy aunt. :)

*holds fingers out for more kisses*