B-Day 10: Oy, what the hell, world?

I am a hot-flash wrapped in a thin layer of grease wrapped in sticky, humid, dampness. New Jersey, a suburb of HELL. Thank god I'm young enough to handle it...for nine more days.

and in other news

I'm working on my SamDeanOTP challenge thingy. At the rate I'm going, I'll be 15000 words by September. 2014. *lesigh*

eta: I'll *HAVE*, not be.