I got very emotional when you said how many words you'd be. Then again I just got home from work and the sun is mocking me, so I'm emotional anyway, but the point is I thought, "How beautiful that's she's measuring herself like a book and she sees herself as still a work in progress, a story with room to grow and twist and- oh shit it was a typo. Go to bed dimeliora, go to bed."
Maybe it's because you're doing Wincest instead of Clex! Silly widget! In any case, here are some random phrases you can use to help energize the muse (maybe) or at least from which you may get some momentary amusement.
You're not hot enough to be a douchebag A black hole is out of sight Happy Last Birthday, Patrice Men should be like tissues: soft, strong and disposable If I had two dead mice I'd give you one I love the smell of warrior sweat in the morning Dee Dee, you are so stupid! He'd lie awake at night wondering about Dog, if there really was a Dog I am your density
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8/10/13 07:56 pm (UTC)Oh yiiisss, that's exactly what I meant...*koff*
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8/10/13 01:33 pm (UTC)*pet pet pet pet pet pet*
It sucks to be stuck. Just....keep writing, no matter how bad, and you'll get your groove back.
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8/10/13 11:02 pm (UTC)You're not hot enough to be a douchebag
A black hole is out of sight
Happy Last Birthday, Patrice
Men should be like tissues: soft, strong and disposable
If I had two dead mice I'd give you one
I love the smell of warrior sweat in the morning
Dee Dee, you are so stupid!
He'd lie awake at night wondering about Dog, if there really was a Dog
I am your density
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8/11/13 12:02 am (UTC)Thank you, most kind of you, ma'am. :)