Oy, i wanted to tell you this...

[roxy]

...this evening I found myself staring at Bo Duke's winky( which is the latin term for dick, as you know.) It was...it was...*wibble*

I blockedout forgot that in the 70's everyone wore jeans so skin tight they looked like they were spray-painted on...(it was a horrible era in many ways, along with being a very very fun era)...anyhoo, I'm flipping through the channels and there he is, little baby Bo Duke and it was creepy as hell.

Why can't Clark wear the Amazing Ron Popille Spray-On-Jeans? Just once, that's all I ask. At least to wipe out the memory of Bo's doinky. (which, as you know, is the medical term for cock.)

Comments

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

I dunno, Roxy. Bo Duke was not all that hard to look at back in the day. Hell, he still looks damn fine for a guy my age.

"Bo's Doinky" is the funniest thing I've read all day.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oy--he looked like jailbait--okay, maybe he wasn't back in the day, but I totally freaked out. I have to say, he's aged wonderfully well-- he's very attractive now.

My family made me stop saying doinky...*sigh* I never get to have any fun...

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

Like "father", like "son" http://www.livejournal.com/users/dawnybee/49034.html

I watch "Dukes of Hazzard" now and John Schneider looks so pretty! He's just all doe eyed and in need of being debauched. I was a little kid when the show was on, but I always wondered why they had to show Luke, when it was all about Bo.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ack!! you're right! how creepy is that! And since I posted this I keep sneaking little looks at the show and feeling like a disgustingly dirty old lady...wait...that is who I am. Oh, that's okay then! *grin*

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

YES!!
Spray-On-Jeans for Clarky and Paint-On-Latex slacks for Lexy!!!
YAAAY!!
We should start a petition, what say you?

*SIGHS*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Petition! I offer my services as Painter-Of-The-Slacks. *nods*

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

You got the job!!

...I'll be the one to peel them off...with my teeth!!
*SQUEALS*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

RATS!! Once again, I make the wrong choice!!

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

*fades out on my evil cackle, the sound of latex being snapped off and Lex's screams of pleasure*