Oy, i wanted to tell you this...

[roxy]

...this evening I found myself staring at Bo Duke's winky( which is the latin term for dick, as you know.) It was...it was...*wibble*

I blockedout forgot that in the 70's everyone wore jeans so skin tight they looked like they were spray-painted on...(it was a horrible era in many ways, along with being a very very fun era)...anyhoo, I'm flipping through the channels and there he is, little baby Bo Duke and it was creepy as hell.

Why can't Clark wear the Amazing Ron Popille Spray-On-Jeans? Just once, that's all I ask. At least to wipe out the memory of Bo's doinky. (which, as you know, is the medical term for cock.)

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[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

RATS!! Once again, I make the wrong choice!!

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

*fades out on my evil cackle, the sound of latex being snapped off and Lex's screams of pleasure*