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[roxy]

Ten ways you can tell Lex has gone “bad”

10.Dogs growl at him.

9.He smiles…a lot.

8.He gets really swishy. No, I mean *really* swishy.

7.Everyone suddenly remembers oh yeah, he sucks.

6.He starts wearing truly hideous jewelry. Excuse me, isn't he rich? Can't he *find* a decent jeweler? Please.

5.He tells everyone the truth.

4.He orders towels that read 'Emperor' and 'Overlord'

3.He arranges for Lana’s early morning pick-up.

2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark.

and the number one way you can tell...

1.Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked

eta: if i could spell, i'd rule the world!

Comments

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked

*snorfle*

[xsevenstitchesx.livejournal.com]

hee hee hee...I saw an episode or two over here. Grade A crap. Speaking of Grade A, I am frazzled...stupid papers.

[emrinalexander.livejournal.com]

I love number 5!

The Truth - a sure sign that a Smallvillian has gone to the DARK SIDE!

[sadiethenymph.livejournal.com]

lol! I almost couldn't stop laughing at #8 to read the rest.

[goth-clark.livejournal.com]

LOL perfect.

#1 is the best!

[justabi.livejournal.com]

*snorfle* You are a wise, wise old crone.

[treetracer]

10.Dogs growl at him. And Lex growls back.

2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark. Then Lex has pretty much been bad from day 1, right? ^_^

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!! Made my day, I am totally saving this list in my puter!!

*KISS*

[tortured74.livejournal.com]

Loved this! Totally LOVED IT! You are too funny, girl!

2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark.

and the number one way you can tell...

1.Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked

RIGHT ON!!!!

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

Ha!

I love Number 8. Because "fey" and "a little crazy" don't BEGIN to cover his "Hello Dominic" swish, and I was so very happy to see its return.

[roachspit.livejournal.com]

I missed the middle of this episode, but you still killed me with your list. Apparently, I missed the swish. Damn it!

[talitha78.livejournal.com]

He arranges for Lana’s early morning pick-up.

Bwahaha! Perfect.

[teot.livejournal.com]

5.He tells everyone the truth.

Yes, totally.