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4/15/05 08:09 am
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Ten ways you can tell Lex has gone “bad”

10.Dogs growl at him.

9.He smiles…a lot.

8.He gets really swishy. No, I mean *really* swishy.

7.Everyone suddenly remembers oh yeah, he sucks.

6.He starts wearing truly hideous jewelry. Excuse me, isn't he rich? Can't he *find* a decent jeweler? Please.

5.He tells everyone the truth.

4.He orders towels that read 'Emperor' and 'Overlord'

3.He arranges for Lana’s early morning pick-up.

2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark.

and the number one way you can tell...

1.Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked

eta: if i could spell, i'd rule the world!

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4/15/05 12:18 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com
Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked

*snorfle*

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4/15/05 10:16 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*bigcheesygrin*

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4/15/05 12:31 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] xsevenstitchesx.livejournal.com
hee hee hee...I saw an episode or two over here. Grade A crap. Speaking of Grade A, I am frazzled...stupid papers.

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4/15/05 12:40 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Awww! I would love to talk to you, but Opa has an appointment at ten and then it's off to Hell--I mean--work. Maybe we can catch up on the telephonio tonight. (note my continental pronunciation of telephone, cool, no?)

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4/15/05 01:04 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] emrinalexander.livejournal.com
I love number 5!

The Truth - a sure sign that a Smallvillian has gone to the DARK SIDE!

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4/15/05 10:18 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Heeeee!
Thank you!

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4/15/05 01:09 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] sadiethenymph.livejournal.com
lol! I almost couldn't stop laughing at #8 to read the rest.

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4/15/05 10:18 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
I'm sayin'! *grin*

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4/15/05 01:12 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] goth-clark.livejournal.com
LOL perfect.

#1 is the best!

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4/15/05 10:18 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*beams* Thank you, thank you!

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4/15/05 01:33 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] justabi.livejournal.com
*snorfle* You are a wise, wise old crone.

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4/15/05 10:19 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
With great age comes great wisdom--and great sex, did you know that? *goggle* Talk about surprised!

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4/15/05 10:21 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] justabi.livejournal.com
Well, in that case I won't freak out in four years when I turn 30.

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4/16/05 01:37 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Ah-ha--well, in your case...eh-hem.

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4/16/05 02:02 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] justabi.livejournal.com
Shut up, old woman.

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4/15/05 01:48 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] treetracer
10.Dogs growl at him. And Lex growls back.

2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark. Then Lex has pretty much been bad from day 1, right? ^_^

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4/15/05 10:20 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Heeeeee! You know it! *grin*

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4/15/05 03:27 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] herohunter.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHA!! Made my day, I am totally saving this list in my puter!!

*KISS*

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4/15/05 10:20 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Hey, I made you laugh! *grinsallahppy*

Kiss back!

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4/15/05 04:39 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] tortured74.livejournal.com
Loved this! Totally LOVED IT! You are too funny, girl!

2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark.

and the number one way you can tell...

1.Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked


RIGHT ON!!!!

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4/15/05 10:21 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Hah! He *so* does!

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4/15/05 05:07 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] emeraldsedai.livejournal.com
Ha!

I love Number 8. Because "fey" and "a little crazy" don't BEGIN to cover his "Hello Dominic" swish, and I was so very happy to see its return.

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4/15/05 10:22 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Heee! Fun, yes? I *love* him like that! *grin*

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4/15/05 08:07 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roachspit.livejournal.com
I missed the middle of this episode, but you still killed me with your list. Apparently, I missed the swish. Damn it!

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4/15/05 10:22 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
The swish was a thing of beauty! *grin*

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4/15/05 08:29 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] talitha78.livejournal.com
He arranges for Lana’s early morning pick-up.

Bwahaha! Perfect.

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4/15/05 10:22 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*bows, giggles* THank you!

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4/15/05 11:12 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] teot.livejournal.com
5.He tells everyone the truth.

Yes, totally.

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4/16/05 01:41 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*nodnod*

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