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Ten ways you can tell Lex has gone “bad”
10.Dogs growl at him.
9.He smiles…a lot.
8.He gets really swishy. No, I mean *really* swishy.
7.Everyone suddenly remembers oh yeah, he sucks.
6.He starts wearing truly hideous jewelry. Excuse me, isn't he rich? Can't he *find* a decent jeweler? Please.
5.He tells everyone the truth.
4.He orders towels that read 'Emperor' and 'Overlord'
3.He arranges for Lana’s early morning pick-up.
2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark.
and the number one way you can tell...
1.Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked
eta: if i could spell, i'd rule the world!
10.Dogs growl at him.
9.He smiles…a lot.
8.He gets really swishy. No, I mean *really* swishy.
7.Everyone suddenly remembers oh yeah, he sucks.
6.He starts wearing truly hideous jewelry. Excuse me, isn't he rich? Can't he *find* a decent jeweler? Please.
5.He tells everyone the truth.
4.He orders towels that read 'Emperor' and 'Overlord'
3.He arranges for Lana’s early morning pick-up.
2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark.
and the number one way you can tell...
1.Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked
eta: if i could spell, i'd rule the world!
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4/15/05 12:18 pm (UTC)*snorfle*
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4/15/05 10:16 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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4/15/05 01:04 pm (UTC)The Truth - a sure sign that a Smallvillian has gone to the DARK SIDE!
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4/15/05 10:18 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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4/15/05 01:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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4/15/05 01:12 pm (UTC)#1 is the best!
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4/15/05 01:48 pm (UTC)2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark. Then Lex has pretty much been bad from day 1, right? ^_^
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4/15/05 10:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
4/15/05 03:27 pm (UTC)*KISS*
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4/15/05 10:20 pm (UTC)Kiss back!
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4/15/05 04:39 pm (UTC)2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark.
and the number one way you can tell...
1.Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked
RIGHT ON!!!!
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4/15/05 10:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
4/15/05 05:07 pm (UTC)I love Number 8. Because "fey" and "a little crazy" don't BEGIN to cover his "Hello Dominic" swish, and I was so very happy to see its return.
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4/15/05 08:29 pm (UTC)Bwahaha! Perfect.
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4/15/05 11:12 pm (UTC)Yes, totally.
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4/16/05 01:41 am (UTC)