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[roxy]

Ten ways you can tell Lex has gone “bad”

10.Dogs growl at him.

9.He smiles…a lot.

8.He gets really swishy. No, I mean *really* swishy.

7.Everyone suddenly remembers oh yeah, he sucks.

6.He starts wearing truly hideous jewelry. Excuse me, isn't he rich? Can't he *find* a decent jeweler? Please.

5.He tells everyone the truth.

4.He orders towels that read 'Emperor' and 'Overlord'

3.He arranges for Lana’s early morning pick-up.

2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark.

and the number one way you can tell...

1.Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked

eta: if i could spell, i'd rule the world!

Comments

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked

*snorfle*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*bigcheesygrin*

[xsevenstitchesx.livejournal.com]

hee hee hee...I saw an episode or two over here. Grade A crap. Speaking of Grade A, I am frazzled...stupid papers.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Awww! I would love to talk to you, but Opa has an appointment at ten and then it's off to Hell--I mean--work. Maybe we can catch up on the telephonio tonight. (note my continental pronunciation of telephone, cool, no?)

[emrinalexander.livejournal.com]

I love number 5!

The Truth - a sure sign that a Smallvillian has gone to the DARK SIDE!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeee!
Thank you!

[sadiethenymph.livejournal.com]

lol! I almost couldn't stop laughing at #8 to read the rest.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I'm sayin'! *grin*

[goth-clark.livejournal.com]

LOL perfect.

#1 is the best!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*beams* Thank you, thank you!

[justabi.livejournal.com]

*snorfle* You are a wise, wise old crone.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

With great age comes great wisdom--and great sex, did you know that? *goggle* Talk about surprised!

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Well, in that case I won't freak out in four years when I turn 30.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ah-ha--well, in your case...eh-hem.

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Shut up, old woman.

[treetracer]

10.Dogs growl at him. And Lex growls back.

2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark. Then Lex has pretty much been bad from day 1, right? ^_^

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee! You know it! *grin*

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!! Made my day, I am totally saving this list in my puter!!

*KISS*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hey, I made you laugh! *grinsallahppy*

Kiss back!

[tortured74.livejournal.com]

Loved this! Totally LOVED IT! You are too funny, girl!

2.He makes it obvious he wants to fuck Clark.

and the number one way you can tell...

1.Clark makes it obvious he wants to be fucked

RIGHT ON!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hah! He *so* does!

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

Ha!

I love Number 8. Because "fey" and "a little crazy" don't BEGIN to cover his "Hello Dominic" swish, and I was so very happy to see its return.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heee! Fun, yes? I *love* him like that! *grin*

[roachspit.livejournal.com]

I missed the middle of this episode, but you still killed me with your list. Apparently, I missed the swish. Damn it!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

The swish was a thing of beauty! *grin*

[talitha78.livejournal.com]

He arranges for Lana’s early morning pick-up.

Bwahaha! Perfect.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*bows, giggles* THank you!

[teot.livejournal.com]

5.He tells everyone the truth.

Yes, totally.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*nodnod*