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roxy ([personal profile] roxy) wrote2005-10-25 05:28 pm
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Bad Sex+Clana= laughs....

No really, check this out and then tell me you don't want to write it! Seriously!

Think of it as a gift, an act of kindness. Make an old lady hork coffee out her nose, c'mon! And if you can make her sweat just a little, well...let's just say Santa's checking his list right about now....
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[identity profile] nerodi.livejournal.com 2005-10-25 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
your friend is highly amusing!!

[identity profile] nerodi.livejournal.com 2005-10-25 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
p.s. i hope people write this b/c i so want to read it!!

[identity profile] jooniper-pearl.livejournal.com 2005-10-25 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You are totally ill. Just sick! :) Don't encourage this!!!

it's so bad it's goooood

Hey!! *pokes you* I posted pics of the newest monster and I got no love from you! Bad Nerodi!! (although your Things are the cutest chickens evah!!

Roxy, I've friended you b/c it seems like everyone of my friends thinks you are the cat's meow :)

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2005-10-26 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh goodness--now I'm going to have to be interesting! *pressure*
Welcome aboard! So pleased to mmet you! *G*

[identity profile] jooniper-pearl.livejournal.com 2005-10-26 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Pleased to meet you too! I love making new friends :D
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2005-10-26 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
She is!! She is!!
Prepare for meowing!
:)

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2005-10-26 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, they have! *shudder*

[identity profile] sadface.livejournal.com 2005-10-25 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
HIT LIST!

*cough, scampers back off to my own journal*

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2005-10-26 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
OMG!!! *shakes you* How could you do it--how could you!!! and make it so hot!!
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2005-10-26 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Duuuuuuuuuuude!
You made me click links and links and now i've got po-faced Lana and a sort of scruncy-faced Clark trying to be all hot and heavy somewhere behind my eye-balls...

Gaaaaaaaaah!!

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2005-10-26 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/mskatej/33524.html#cutid1

Click on this, its good on a horrible way--the writing is top notch and the subject matter, well, close your eyes and think of England!
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2005-10-26 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
OMG!
OMG.

Ummmmmm. Yerssss.
Ummm.

Do women have a 'hot spot'? There is no prostate there! Heeeeee.
Otherwise - Clark is *soooooooo* imagining that she's Lex! Heeee!! He could even get a Lll-sound out before he'd have to stop himself!

*snerk*
*ahem*

Now stoppit, my brain is broken.

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2005-10-26 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Do women have a 'hot spot'? There is no prostate there!
Sadly and unfairly, no....*pout* I think it's a design flaw myself. *grin*
Clark is *soooooooo* imagining that she's Lex! Heeee!! He could even get a Lll-sound out before he'd have to stop himself!
OOOOOoooooo...you are *rilly* evil!



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[personal profile] tabaqui 2005-10-26 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe. There was just a line in there about Clark hitting something 'deep inside that flared' or whatever and - uh - so no.
:)

*bounce*

EEEEEEEEeeeevol! Yis!!
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[personal profile] coneyislandbaby 2005-10-26 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Er, except that a g-spot isn't in the ass...sorry, thought it was the other story.
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2005-10-26 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeee. Yup. Not even tehbad!sex! can give Lana a g-spot in her ass.
*snerk*
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[personal profile] coneyislandbaby 2005-10-26 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Do women have a 'hot spot'? There is no prostate there! Heeeeee.

Tis called a G-spot. And does, apparently exist.
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