Bad Sex+Clana= laughs....
10/25/05 05:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
roxyNo really, check this out and then tell me you don't want to write it! Seriously!
Think of it as a gift, an act of kindness. Make an old lady hork coffee out her nose, c'mon! And if you can make her sweat just a little, well...let's just say Santa's checking his list right about now....
Think of it as a gift, an act of kindness. Make an old lady hork coffee out her nose, c'mon! And if you can make her sweat just a little, well...let's just say Santa's checking his list right about now....
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10/26/05 12:33 am (UTC)You made me click links and links and now i've got po-faced Lana and a sort of scruncy-faced Clark trying to be all hot and heavy somewhere behind my eye-balls...
Gaaaaaaaaah!!
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10/26/05 01:15 am (UTC)Click on this, its good on a horrible way--the writing is top notch and the subject matter, well, close your eyes and think of England!
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10/26/05 01:27 am (UTC)OMG.
Ummmmmm. Yerssss.
Ummm.
Do women have a 'hot spot'? There is no prostate there! Heeeeee.
Otherwise - Clark is *soooooooo* imagining that she's Lex! Heeee!! He could even get a Lll-sound out before he'd have to stop himself!
*snerk*
*ahem*
Now stoppit, my brain is broken.
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10/26/05 01:45 am (UTC)Sadly and unfairly, no....*pout* I think it's a design flaw myself. *grin*
Clark is *soooooooo* imagining that she's Lex! Heeee!! He could even get a Lll-sound out before he'd have to stop himself!
OOOOOoooooo...you are *rilly* evil!
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10/26/05 01:55 am (UTC):)
*bounce*
EEEEEEEEeeeevol! Yis!!
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10/26/05 07:11 am (UTC)(no subject)
10/26/05 03:30 pm (UTC)*snerk*
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10/26/05 07:01 am (UTC)Tis called a G-spot. And does, apparently exist.