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[roxy]

Lately the kind people who send me unasked for e-mail have decided that I need company. They feel that I don't have sufficient romance on my life, and I have to say, I'm touched by their concern. Also, I'm glad they've given up on trying to enlarge my penis. That just made me uncomfortable since you know...penis-less.

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[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Those same people keep offering to make my penis bigger. I don't have one either. I don't get it.

Why don't they offer to make my boobs bigger or my butt rounder and firmer?

I just don't understand it. :shakes head:

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yes. If they would offer to send me a butt, I might have to take them up on that...that would be my dream, to look in the mirror and say, "hey girl--you've got butt."
*sighs sadly*