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roxy ([personal profile] roxy) wrote2005-10-30 11:49 am
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Lately the kind people who send me unasked for e-mail have decided that I need company. They feel that I don't have sufficient romance on my life, and I have to say, I'm touched by their concern. Also, I'm glad they've given up on trying to enlarge my penis. That just made me uncomfortable since you know...penis-less.
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[personal profile] bluemeridian 2005-10-30 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for making me laugh my ass off this afternoon. *g*

[identity profile] sadface.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee!

[identity profile] kaydee23.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Those same people keep offering to make my penis bigger. I don't have one either. I don't get it.

Why don't they offer to make my boobs bigger or my butt rounder and firmer?

I just don't understand it. :shakes head:

[identity profile] quiet--tiger.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*snort*

They still want to make my penis larger. And hook me up with someone Christian. And help me refinance my car, and pay my mortgage, and help me buy a house.

They're friendly and trying to be helpful, I guess you have to give them that.

Jeez, you're so funny! Hehe.

[identity profile] rose217.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I just spewed strawberry Nerds all over my keyboard. Those little suckers hurt when they shoot out your nose.

[identity profile] nerowill.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
What! You don't have a penis either? I thought I was the only one... Do you think there are more of us out there somewhere?

[identity profile] herohunter.livejournal.com 2005-10-31 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
*looks in her panties*

HEEEEY where did it go??????

*frowns*
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