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[roxy]

Lately the kind people who send me unasked for e-mail have decided that I need company. They feel that I don't have sufficient romance on my life, and I have to say, I'm touched by their concern. Also, I'm glad they've given up on trying to enlarge my penis. That just made me uncomfortable since you know...penis-less.

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[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

lol! They never asked me if I wanted a Christian someone...even though from time to time, I get threatened with earth-shattering disasters if I don't pass on a prayer...does that count? *G*

[quiet--tiger.livejournal.com]

I hate those chain letter things!! Just because I don't pass on some sappy letter doesn't mean my life is going to be loveless, or bad things will happen to me, or good things will happen. People need better things to do with their time.