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[roxy]

Lately the kind people who send me unasked for e-mail have decided that I need company. They feel that I don't have sufficient romance on my life, and I have to say, I'm touched by their concern. Also, I'm glad they've given up on trying to enlarge my penis. That just made me uncomfortable since you know...penis-less.

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[quiet--tiger.livejournal.com]

*snort*

They still want to make my penis larger. And hook me up with someone Christian. And help me refinance my car, and pay my mortgage, and help me buy a house.

They're friendly and trying to be helpful, I guess you have to give them that.

Jeez, you're so funny! Hehe.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

lol! They never asked me if I wanted a Christian someone...even though from time to time, I get threatened with earth-shattering disasters if I don't pass on a prayer...does that count? *G*

[quiet--tiger.livejournal.com]

I hate those chain letter things!! Just because I don't pass on some sappy letter doesn't mean my life is going to be loveless, or bad things will happen to me, or good things will happen. People need better things to do with their time.