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[roxy]

Lately the kind people who send me unasked for e-mail have decided that I need company. They feel that I don't have sufficient romance on my life, and I have to say, I'm touched by their concern. Also, I'm glad they've given up on trying to enlarge my penis. That just made me uncomfortable since you know...penis-less.

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[bluemeridian]

Thank you for making me laugh my ass off this afternoon. *g*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heh! My work here is done! *bows*

[sadface.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Those same people keep offering to make my penis bigger. I don't have one either. I don't get it.

Why don't they offer to make my boobs bigger or my butt rounder and firmer?

I just don't understand it. :shakes head:

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yes. If they would offer to send me a butt, I might have to take them up on that...that would be my dream, to look in the mirror and say, "hey girl--you've got butt."
*sighs sadly*

[quiet--tiger.livejournal.com]

*snort*

They still want to make my penis larger. And hook me up with someone Christian. And help me refinance my car, and pay my mortgage, and help me buy a house.

They're friendly and trying to be helpful, I guess you have to give them that.

Jeez, you're so funny! Hehe.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

lol! They never asked me if I wanted a Christian someone...even though from time to time, I get threatened with earth-shattering disasters if I don't pass on a prayer...does that count? *G*

[quiet--tiger.livejournal.com]

I hate those chain letter things!! Just because I don't pass on some sappy letter doesn't mean my life is going to be loveless, or bad things will happen to me, or good things will happen. People need better things to do with their time.

[rose217.livejournal.com]

I just spewed strawberry Nerds all over my keyboard. Those little suckers hurt when they shoot out your nose.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ow. Darn. That's a horrible shame and a terrible waste of Nerds. *shakes head*

[nerowill.livejournal.com]

What! You don't have a penis either? I thought I was the only one... Do you think there are more of us out there somewhere?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*looks around*...could be. Spoooooooookeeee!

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

*looks in her panties*

HEEEEY where did it go??????

*frowns*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ah- ah! Not to worry! I'll help you find it! *rummagerummagerummage*

Oh--I'm sorry...you didn't want help? Pardon. *koffblush*

[lishel_fracrium.livejournal.com]

*dies* lol

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*snicker*