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[roxy]

Lately the kind people who send me unasked for e-mail have decided that I need company. They feel that I don't have sufficient romance on my life, and I have to say, I'm touched by their concern. Also, I'm glad they've given up on trying to enlarge my penis. That just made me uncomfortable since you know...penis-less.

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Ah- ah! Not to worry! I'll help you find it! *rummagerummagerummage*

Oh--I'm sorry...you didn't want help? Pardon. *koffblush*