ouch. and other rambly stuff.

[roxy]

My nose and eyeballs hurt like a bastard--I got clipped in the shnozz by Mr. Roxy a few days ago, by accident of course. Man--it's amazing how baaad that felt. I mean, you see it happening to other folks and you know it's bad but boy--you can't imagine how stomach curdling bad it is. I almost cried like a little bitch! It's hard to say if stabbing yourself or getting whacked in the nose is more hurty. I've stabbed myself a couple of times--cutting carpet and slicing something that ended up being my finger. *shudder* That was really bad, that was...*shakes head* Those were the two times I ended up in the emergency ward. Boy Howdy, was that a fun time explaining what happened, especially when I could see they didn't believe me.

I guess it's just a sign old age is sneaking up on me that I can't throw off the owies like I used to. It's kind of depressing. Once I would have just walked it off and gone about my biz, now I whine for days.(okay, whine more) Sad, isn't it? It's just like Mick said, what a drag it is getting old. Well, except for the flirting with young guys bit--that's a pretty good trade off.
Can't wait 'til I'm old enough to pinch asses and get away with it! *grin*

"Who me--I am but an innocent old granny, lawks!"

Comments

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

You, me, Nanny Ogg and the rest of us can be the terror of cute young guys everywhere.

[d-copper.livejournal.com]

oh man, ouch! I hope Mr Roxy was very sorry and apologetic and made up to you.

*hugs*

Oh No!!

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

Being whacked in the nose is not fun. I'm all for pain but that's just a b*tch. Oww, I'm grabbing my nose.

Can't wait 'til I'm old enough to pinch asses and get away with it! *grin*
Bah, you can get away with it now, you're cute enough :)

[rakshathewolf.livejournal.com]

Awwww! *kisses Roxy!nose*

[sadface.livejournal.com]

Boys are stoooopid.

Hope youre feeling better! Hurtyness is bad *nods*

[rumpuso.livejournal.com]

Awww Roxy! How terrible to have this pain plus the embarassment of not being believed at the hospital. This world we live in today has taken away the plausibility of simple accidents and now everything is someone's fault. I hope the pain doesn't last for too long. I bet your poor husband feels terrible.

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

I got clipped in the shnozz I'd like to comisserate properly, but I have no idea what that means?

I certainly hope that pain passes quickly. *g*

[ender24]

*plotting things to make you cheerful* :D

[treetracer]

Dude, getting hit in the nose *hurts.* Hopefully you're working the guilt trip with Mr. Roxy. {{{hugs}}}

[tabaqui]

Awwwwww, poor Roxy!
*cuddles you*
*sends cabana boys with aspirin and pudding*
*pet pet pet pet pet*
*pet pet pet pet pet*
*pet pet pet pet pet*

[beet]

Ouch!! Hope it feels better soon, hon.

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

And here I was thinking that as long as they were over 18 you could pinch there tails and get away with it. I never knew there was a mandatory age to be the pincher.

What is it?

[tortured74.livejournal.com]

Oh no, did they think your husband had beaten you? Oh wow, poor Mr. Roxy. I bet he feels horrible about the whole thing, too.

*kisses sore nose*

[bluemeridian]

*smirks, makes notes on pinching techniques*