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[roxy]

My nose and eyeballs hurt like a bastard--I got clipped in the shnozz by Mr. Roxy a few days ago, by accident of course. Man--it's amazing how baaad that felt. I mean, you see it happening to other folks and you know it's bad but boy--you can't imagine how stomach curdling bad it is. I almost cried like a little bitch! It's hard to say if stabbing yourself or getting whacked in the nose is more hurty. I've stabbed myself a couple of times--cutting carpet and slicing something that ended up being my finger. *shudder* That was really bad, that was...*shakes head* Those were the two times I ended up in the emergency ward. Boy Howdy, was that a fun time explaining what happened, especially when I could see they didn't believe me.

I guess it's just a sign old age is sneaking up on me that I can't throw off the owies like I used to. It's kind of depressing. Once I would have just walked it off and gone about my biz, now I whine for days.(okay, whine more) Sad, isn't it? It's just like Mick said, what a drag it is getting old. Well, except for the flirting with young guys bit--that's a pretty good trade off.
Can't wait 'til I'm old enough to pinch asses and get away with it! *grin*

"Who me--I am but an innocent old granny, lawks!"

Comments

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

You, me, Nanny Ogg and the rest of us can be the terror of cute young guys everywhere.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yeah, boy!!Watch out cute young guys, my fingers are irtching!

[d-copper.livejournal.com]

oh man, ouch! I hope Mr Roxy was very sorry and apologetic and made up to you.

*hugs*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yes he was...at first. *pout* I won't talk about how he was hysterical with laughter after.

[d-copper.livejournal.com]

Yes he was...at first. *pout* I won't talk about how he was hysterical with laughter after.

I hope he was smart enough to make v-day extra special for you! I alo hope your nose is feeling better now.

Oh No!!

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

Being whacked in the nose is not fun. I'm all for pain but that's just a b*tch. Oww, I'm grabbing my nose.

Can't wait 'til I'm old enough to pinch asses and get away with it! *grin*
Bah, you can get away with it now, you're cute enough :)

Re: Oh No!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Even with a big fat nose? *grin*

[rakshathewolf.livejournal.com]

Awwww! *kisses Roxy!nose*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*happysigh* Thenk yew!

[sadface.livejournal.com]

Boys are stoooopid.

Hope youre feeling better! Hurtyness is bad *nods*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

THey are--kick his ankle for me, please?

[rumpuso.livejournal.com]

Awww Roxy! How terrible to have this pain plus the embarassment of not being believed at the hospital. This world we live in today has taken away the plausibility of simple accidents and now everything is someone's fault. I hope the pain doesn't last for too long. I bet your poor husband feels terrible.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

He did feel terrible at first but I may have overplayed it just a bit, now he's just rolling his eyes. *grin*

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

I got clipped in the shnozz I'd like to comisserate properly, but I have no idea what that means?

I certainly hope that pain passes quickly. *g*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

"clipped in the swhnozz" He accidently elbowed my nose--I saw stars!!!!! It's still a little tender, but I think I've wrung all the sympathy I can from him now.....*G*

[ender24]

*plotting things to make you cheerful* :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oooooooo...Ender plots are always fantastic!!

[treetracer]

Dude, getting hit in the nose *hurts.* Hopefully you're working the guilt trip with Mr. Roxy. {{{hugs}}}

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hah! worked it like a pro! *GRIN*

[tabaqui]

Awwwwww, poor Roxy!
*cuddles you*
*sends cabana boys with aspirin and pudding*
*pet pet pet pet pet*
*pet pet pet pet pet*
*pet pet pet pet pet*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*purrrpurrrpurrrpurrr*

[beet]

Ouch!! Hope it feels better soon, hon.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yes, but in the mean time, working the guilt-o-matic!!

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

And here I was thinking that as long as they were over 18 you could pinch there tails and get away with it. I never knew there was a mandatory age to be the pincher.

What is it?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness yes, I think it's 65. At that age you should be able to pinch what you want. I think 70 is the official gropage age. You just grope, then stand there looking all aged, wise and sweet. I'm practicing....

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

Oh, shoot.

Hey ... when can you get your learner's permit?
I need the practice.

[tortured74.livejournal.com]

Oh no, did they think your husband had beaten you? Oh wow, poor Mr. Roxy. I bet he feels horrible about the whole thing, too.

*kisses sore nose*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yep, they think he stabbed me and beat me--poor Mr. Roxy! He's the sweetest lil' hunny bunny ever, too! And because I have a twisted sense of humor, it's the funniest thing in the world to me--not so much for him. *G*

[bluemeridian]

*smirks, makes notes on pinching techniques*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*nods* Always be prepared.