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[roxy]

My nose and eyeballs hurt like a bastard--I got clipped in the shnozz by Mr. Roxy a few days ago, by accident of course. Man--it's amazing how baaad that felt. I mean, you see it happening to other folks and you know it's bad but boy--you can't imagine how stomach curdling bad it is. I almost cried like a little bitch! It's hard to say if stabbing yourself or getting whacked in the nose is more hurty. I've stabbed myself a couple of times--cutting carpet and slicing something that ended up being my finger. *shudder* That was really bad, that was...*shakes head* Those were the two times I ended up in the emergency ward. Boy Howdy, was that a fun time explaining what happened, especially when I could see they didn't believe me.

I guess it's just a sign old age is sneaking up on me that I can't throw off the owies like I used to. It's kind of depressing. Once I would have just walked it off and gone about my biz, now I whine for days.(okay, whine more) Sad, isn't it? It's just like Mick said, what a drag it is getting old. Well, except for the flirting with young guys bit--that's a pretty good trade off.
Can't wait 'til I'm old enough to pinch asses and get away with it! *grin*

"Who me--I am but an innocent old granny, lawks!"

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Hah! worked it like a pro! *GRIN*