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grrrrr--loud vicious ranting!
I went to work, where people proved once more that they were largely stupid, made of stupid and stuffed with a chewy center of ohmyfuckinggodsostupid. Excuse me bitch, pretending I don't speak English doesn't make it right when I tell you you can't do something. Smiling at me while you do it just makes me want to kick you in your ovaries. A whole lot. You might have been hot stuff in high school, but to me, you're just a middle-aged twat with delusions of grandeur and hell no--I won't check to see if we have that dress in a smaller size--this ain't Neiman Marcus or *whatevah*. This is a fucking DISCOUNT!! department store, and who the hell is gonna pay for the dress you already busted out with YOUR BIG FAT ASS??? Bigger not smaller-BIGGER!!!! And hey, that size one you're crippling yourself to get into? It's A SIX!!!!! A SIZE SIX!! Can we say vanity sizing? Also, swear to god if I turn into the kind of little old lady that asks five times where something is and than makes me go there and bring the shit back to her and than says oh dear I don't care for it--whack me. No really, whack me. Baseball bat, whatever, just--wham. Out. My job is to help, not be a personal shopper. No I'm not going to drive you to another Target, or order something from the internet for you--what the FUCK????? What kind of question is that?
Omg....*fans self* Better now.
Oooo! Comments to answer—and later updates…and if all goes really well, in the morning, I’ll make waffles!!
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Trust me, I feel your pain.I also work with the public.
Nobody ever went broke by underestimating the intelligence or taste of the American public
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. - Nick Diamos
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence. - Edgar Allen Poe
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Frank Zappa
Stupidity has a certain charm -- ignorance does not. - Frank Zappa
Need more? Or you could just reach for that baseball bat, although you don't need to use it on yourself.:)
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Do your thing, gurl.
Yes, yes, I am ebol. Why do you ask?
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Because MizzV said I could!!!
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*HUGS*
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*hugs*
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Ooohhhh Waffles! *bounces around like Donkey* :D
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The people that come into the shop I work at, some of them couldn't even manage washing themselves. They spray on cheap aftershave, but smell unwashed underneath, and please try out soap and water before reaching for the masking smells!
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I wiah you were here too! you could hold their arms while I kick every square inch of their butts! *happysigh*
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*hugs and gives you Girl Scout cookies* Hope tomorrow is better for you, sweetie!
you really really care!!!
What? No, really? Seriously? Darn! *be all disappointed*
I'll just have some shortbread cookies than...*sigh*
*huggles you*
Re: you really really care!!!
Shortbread cookies ftw! \o/
*squishes back*
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I'm taking a bat with me tomorrow. I plan to dispense customer service like you wouldn't believe.
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Could I borrow it? ^^'
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YaY for homicide!!!
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*feeds you chocolate stars and oranje juice*
*turns on SPN dvd*
Ms. Thang, I luff you!
Here, have some grrrrrr.
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