grrrrr--loud vicious ranting!

[roxy]

I went to work, where people proved once more that they were largely stupid, made of stupid and stuffed with a chewy center of ohmyfuckinggodsostupid. Excuse me bitch, pretending I don't speak English doesn't make it right when I tell you you can't do something. Smiling at me while you do it just makes me want to kick you in your ovaries. A whole lot. You might have been hot stuff in high school, but to me, you're just a middle-aged twat with delusions of grandeur and hell no--I won't check to see if we have that dress in a smaller size--this ain't Neiman Marcus or *whatevah*. This is a fucking DISCOUNT!! department store, and who the hell is gonna pay for the dress you already busted out with YOUR BIG FAT ASS??? Bigger not smaller-BIGGER!!!! And hey, that size one you're crippling yourself to get into? It's A SIX!!!!! A SIZE SIX!! Can we say vanity sizing? Also, swear to god if I turn into the kind of little old lady that asks five times where something is and than makes me go there and bring the shit back to her and than says oh dear I don't care for it--whack me. No really, whack me. Baseball bat, whatever, just--wham. Out. My job is to help, not be a personal shopper. No I'm not going to drive you to another Target, or order something from the internet for you--what the FUCK????? What kind of question is that?

Omg....*fans self* Better now.

Oooo! Comments to answer—and later updates…and if all goes really well, in the morning, I’ll make waffles!!

Comments

[clarkscherry.livejournal.com]

Heh, bad day at work? *ducks and covers*
Trust me, I feel your pain.I also work with the public.

Nobody ever went broke by underestimating the intelligence or taste of the American public
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. - Nick Diamos
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence. - Edgar Allen Poe

The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Frank Zappa

Stupidity has a certain charm -- ignorance does not. - Frank Zappa

Need more? Or you could just reach for that baseball bat, although you don't need to use it on yourself.:)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh my goodess, I think I'm in love--yes, I'm sure of it!! *HUG*

[valentinemichel.livejournal.com]

*hands you a bat*

Do your thing, gurl.

Yes, yes, I am ebol. Why do you ask?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Woo-hoo! *hefts bat, swings a little*

Because MizzV said I could!!!

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

Yay waffle! I'm sorry work sucks. Actually, people suck infinitely. Infinite suckage. *hug*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yeah, waffles!!! Aaaah, I shouldn't even be surprised anymore! *G*

*HUGS*

[lapetite-kiki.livejournal.com]

Ah waffles! *g*

*hugs*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

MMMMMMMMMMMm! waffles!!!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Awww.. *hugs* *hands over uzi*

Ooohhhh Waffles! *bounces around like Donkey* :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

YAY!! Let's make waffles!!! *HUGHUGHUG*

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

Oh grr. I wish I could fly over to America right now, and kick some ass for you! *angry face*

The people that come into the shop I work at, some of them couldn't even manage washing themselves. They spray on cheap aftershave, but smell unwashed underneath, and please try out soap and water before reaching for the masking smells!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

ugh,ugh,ugh!!! That's so so horrible, isn't it? There's nothing quite as repulsive as the smell of unnwashed people!

I wiah you were here too! you could hold their arms while I kick every square inch of their butts! *happysigh*

[shadowstar-gzan.livejournal.com]

*would totally, gladly help you bash the bitch's head in* Duuuude~ Some people need to not breed. Just... no.

*hugs and gives you Girl Scout cookies* Hope tomorrow is better for you, sweetie!

you really really care!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oooooo! cookies made of girl scouts!

What? No, really? Seriously? Darn! *be all disappointed*

I'll just have some shortbread cookies than...*sigh*

*huggles you*

Re: you really really care!!!

[shadowstar-gzan.livejournal.com]

lmao no, unfortunately, not made of girl scouts. *sigh*

Shortbread cookies ftw! \o/

*squishes back*

[kirana]

*huggles* I really, truly feel your pain. There is not enough money in the world to properly pay the salary of anyone who deals with the public.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*sniffles* Thank you....*big watery sigh*

I'm taking a bat with me tomorrow. I plan to dispense customer service like you wouldn't believe.

[kirana]

Ummm . . . when you're finished with the bat . . . .

Could I borrow it? ^^'

[romyra]

Oh my God...its universal..... balinesenoneko had it right. There is not enough money in world to pay us and boy do I know that. Girl if you need help hiding/disposing of bodies or rather a place to lay low, I've got your back.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh, bless your heart--you're too kind! *hugs you*
YaY for homicide!!!

[tabaqui]

*snuggles you on comfy couch*
*feeds you chocolate stars and oranje juice*
*turns on SPN dvd*

Ms. Thang, I luff you!
Here, have some grrrrrr.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmmmm! you know just what I need! *hugs back*