a-hem.

[roxy]

This is just an itty bitty thing, and bearing in mind that I am the suck at grammar and spelling and heck--English in general...please. It's throes, not throws. Any word or saying that you've heard all your life, the one you know because everyone says it? Before you use it in a story, look it up. Yep. You'll be amazed sometimes that the word looks nothing like you thought. There are some wonderful sites out there, just waiting for you. And again, Spell Check is the Devil. Never forget. And olive oil makes a good moisturizer for your hair. Really! See, that's what Yer Mother's for. Handy little tips like that. Also, hand lotions and oral sex don't mix well. Gagh!

I'm cranky this morning. But on the up side, the next bitlet of HappyKryptoSlutBoy is way less horrible than I thought! Wooo-hoo! Let the re-writing commence! Oh! and my Clarkless Lex story is finished! *does slow careful little jig--not as young as she used to be*

See you on the flip-side of Hell! I'm off to work to spread my personal brand of customer
service!

ETA: yeah, also, check before you post. *hangs head*

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[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

I'm like, snort-chuckle-giggling over the thought of businessmen in their suits on Wall Street with their hands down their pants and their fingers up their asses. LMAO!

First time I had buttsex - I jumped up, hollered, ran into the bathroom and cried. Then sat on the toilet cuz I SWEAR TO GOD I thought I had to poop. But no. LMAO. And the boyfriend? (who was THE ONE that got away) - He cried. He felt SOOOO bad. It took 2 months to convince him to try again. And it still hurt. Just not as much. LOL. It was more for him than it was for me.

Why is your anus nice?

*DIES LAUGHING*

I bring out the super-secrets in people. I can't help it.