AAAAAAAAH!

[roxy]

Two more days--two more days and I'm so blocked! WTF?

You know, people, I've read more het in the last few days than I have in the entire--what--four years I've been here with ya'll? Hunh. That's pretty interesting. I've noticed that more and more folks coming into SV are not into slash--most of the posts to SV_fanfic lately are het. That's interesting, isn't it? Wonder why? Could it be that it's because they pretty much killed the Ho-yay ded on SV? We knew it was coming but I never expected it to be so...blech. Boring, weird, stupid, pick your word. Still, even in the face of writing that makes you go "Beeenh-hunh?" when the boys do get screen time together, there's always the tiniest little spark still there.

And as far as me--hey, they'll always be fucking in some corner of my mind.

Which makes it hard sometimes, when I'm shopping and stuff....

Comments

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

And as far as me--hey, they'll always be fucking in some corner of my mind.

Amen to that, beloved!

The other day I RPed a Het sex scene between Lex and Helen, and we had to stop before the actual *fucking* because ew! lol!

I'm really not interested in reading Het SV, so I say away from those *strange* tendencies.

;D

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

say=stay. As you know.

:P

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*snorfle*!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

I just can't picture the boys screwing anyone else ... They are really just meant for each other ... I will always be with teh slash!! Just thinking about Clark or Lex with a girl .. *shudders*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Well, I can picture them with others--just not, y'know....*GIRLS!*

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

No slash? An SV story without slash is like. . . mashed potatoes without any potatoes. It'll never be the same as the real thing, and you'll always feel the lack of it.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

My feelings exactly! I like lots of potatoes! Tons!

[danceswithgary]

Het!?!!!!?

First with the Clark/Bruce, now with the het. It's time for an intervention! Too bad I'm two states away, but consider me standing in your livingroom, arms crossed and foot tapping with frowns.

The dominatrix leathers are optional.

So.

I'm writing.

I was gonna wait and post on Valentine's Day, but you obviously need something sooner, so I'll try for tonight.

P0rn. That's what it is.

With chocolate.

Not sure you deserve it, though. Het. Really.

*goes off to console the boys and reassure them that they're still my OTP*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh yay!!! My supersonic whine pays off again!!! *hugs*

First with the Clark/Bruce, now with the het. It's time for an intervention! Too bad I'm two states away, but consider me standing in your livingroom, arms crossed and foot tapping with frowns.

The dominatrix leathers are optional.

OOOOOOOOO! *roflmao*

Please, Mistress, I'm sorry about the het, it will never happen again...now, the Bruce/Clark...*G*

[danceswithgary]

That p0rn? The one I was gonna post tonight? Not done yet. They're still at the Talon eating chocolate and making goo-goo eyes at each other. *sigh* I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow so I could stay up and write some more.

But I made a purty pitchure for the story -> http://pics.livejournal.com/danceswithgary/pic/0007f309

Does that help keep that wicked het away?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oooooooo...I think it helps a *lot!!* And boy, am I curious now!!

[kyanoswolf]

When a slasher is faced with het in SV, one should just say "NO FUCKING WAY!" and leave the unwashed to their folly. They can't be brought to the light anyway.

As for what goes on during the show. Just consider everything after Season 1 an aberation.

*pets Clark and Lex soothingly and suggests some theraputic CLEX porn*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

When a slasher is faced with het in SV, one should just say "NO FUCKING WAY!" and leave the unwashed to their folly. They can't be brought to the light anyway.

*Falls down laughing!!!*

Gotcha!

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

i am into fanfic for the slash, so het, ewww... though i will make occasional exceptions. yes, i've noticed that the ledger has more & more of it. there's nothing positive left between clark and lex on the show. it's sad.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

That's why it's so important for us to flood the world with Clex! Het is...well, it's everywhere, isn't it? It's up to us to make the real point of SV known.

Slash to the bone! :)

[bittermint.livejournal.com]

Maybe all these newbies haven't seen S1 and 2 yet. If they had, they'd never be able to deny the slashy goodness of Clex!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm thinking! And it's still there--we just have to look really really hard. :)

I think i disagree :)

[ender24]

those het folks are not new, that are coming into SV.
they have always been there, I think , they were just not with us on LJ fandom.

even if because of the heaps of clex fics, that i dont come around to read much het, its a good feeling, to have so many new fen with us.
plus, there are tons of great artists!
with a cast like SV, honestly, you cant do much wrong!
all the pretty icons, that the ledger linked to, are awesome!
lana, chloe, clark, lex all sooooooooooooooooo pretty!

but i totally agree, lol, on the "fucking in some corner of my mind".....i dont know, how i manage to do ANY work at all in my job.

Re: I think i disagree :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

those het folks are not new, that are coming into SV.
they have always been there, I think , they were just not with us on LJ fandom.

oh yeah, that actually makes me feel better because new folks coming to LJ and in SV fandom is always a good thing and fresh eyes on Clark and Lex are always good.

I just worry sometimes that eventually no one will want to read what I have to say, becasue I'm writing about something they don't care about--clex.

*hangs head in shame* It's always about me.

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

Fannish het mostly squicks me, especially in SV. I'm all about the CLex!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Mostly yeah--it's got to have a hell of a hook to make me read.

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Het! *runs screaming and crying*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Het is teh evol! *nods*

Please Roxy, come back!!!!! Don't be tempted away!

they'll always be fucking in some corner of my mind.

YES, YES, a million times YES!!! But sometimes, they'll invite Whitney, right? *looks innocent* WHAT? I'm just asking. hmmmph... some people!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh geez, you *never* have to worry about the het stealing me away!

And of course they'll invite Whitney!

I kind of miss him around here. *sigh*

[miche-connor.livejournal.com]

always be my otp --sorry so short on words. finger hurts, but roxy, your stories make me forget the pain. I owe you a ton of comments. will do them too, when I can type more than this.

hugs bunches

[petit-rhino.livejournal.com]

I've read more het in the last few days
You're reading het?!! What pairing(s)?
The only het I've read in the past 3 years is a few Dean/OFC.

there's always the tiniest little spark still there
Yes, there is. Mostly the looks... *is getting distracted*