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[roxy]

Ok. I've got it.*breathes easier* Whew. I was a little worried, but the boys and I are in accord.My club's a little bent, but Clark's got a hard head--

I'm feeling pretty good right now, happy and shiny! My toes are sooo cute, all pedicured up! Look *fans toes out* Aren't they nice? I think I need some toe rings, yes.

I figured I should treat myself 'cause THAT birthday is coming up...the one where you're TOTALY invisible to guys under 60. Which is not bad, cause you can eyeball all you want--hey! Bonus!! Plus, you can make rude comments and gestures and put it off to ,oh-- your blood pressure meds acting up! What? They don't know--they're babies. You can tell them anything and be believed.

So, I gotta go make justabi some pies...

Comments

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Nice toes. So, should I be more suspect of my mother's claims she needs me to come visit her all the time because her medication makes it so she can't drive that far...

MMMMM. Pie...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh ,yes. we ladies of a certain age can be very crafty! So ,if I should suddenly claim to need massive amounts of porn because it's good for the rhue-matizz- probably suspect....

[justabi.livejournal.com]

That your aged brain has been worn into swiss cheese by your bloodpressure meds??? That you are a dirty old woman?

Do you think I should let my mom read any of my fic? She asked for a link and I am putting it off. She knows it's porn.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

That your aged brain has been worn into swiss cheese by your bloodpressure meds??? That you are a dirty old woman?

LOL! yes!

Dang, Hard to say, I've been this way all my life--how about your mom? I mean, she's got to have a sense of the absurd *eyeballs you*

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Um, absurd...yeah, you could say that. She is like me with more time to ripen. And she is completely obsessed with Buffy. (my fault) She has never seen SV.

[aurora-bee.livejournal.com]

Pie's or porn not sure which I prefer!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I know! Flakey crust and fruit goodness- or...hmmmmm. So hard to choose. No, wait--I choose the porn! YaY!

[aurora-bee.livejournal.com]

Porn and pie is good! Who said you can't have your cake and eat it eh ;o)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

That's right!

Mmmmmm. Cake.

[tabaqui]

Nice toes!
And...you know, can't i have pr0n WITH my pie? A slice of warm, tangy apple pie with sharp cheddar cheese and some nice, warm, snuggly bois under a down comforter?
:)
WHEN is Teh Birthday?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh my.*pats drool* your description of pie *is* porn!

Erk! August 19th...*shudder!* but I've been having a lot of fun demanding gifts from people at work--I just stop random Targehell Slaves and demand -something, anything!

What? It amuses me.

Nice toes!

[(Anonymous)]

I like that color on you!
And, BTW, as a woman of that certain age? You look ravishing, my dear!

Tanti Jo

Re: Nice toes!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hiii!!!! It's you! I love it when you drop in! Oh, yes, my toes are to die for!

And thank you so much, but I know you're just looking at me with love-colored blinders on! Schmooch!*hugs!!*

[tabaqui]

Whoot! 19th!
Do you GET any gifts? YOu should get gifts.
:)
*pie pr0n*
*snerk*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ha! Do I not? I am a big spoiled baby after all.

[tabaqui]

As it should be.
:)
AND - sent the QAF tape off today - FINALLY.
And a couple other little things tucked in there. Early birthday pressies.

Here's your tracking number so you know when it's getting close - USPS.
0303 0130 0000 9250 7177
Well, okay, 'delivery confirmation number', but they said after five tonight you could see where it was.
:D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OoooH! Shtuff! *hugs you really hard* And ass-sex!!!YaY!

[tabaqui]

Only the best for you, bay-bee!
:)