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[roxy]

Ok. I've got it.*breathes easier* Whew. I was a little worried, but the boys and I are in accord.My club's a little bent, but Clark's got a hard head--

I'm feeling pretty good right now, happy and shiny! My toes are sooo cute, all pedicured up! Look *fans toes out* Aren't they nice? I think I need some toe rings, yes.

I figured I should treat myself 'cause THAT birthday is coming up...the one where you're TOTALY invisible to guys under 60. Which is not bad, cause you can eyeball all you want--hey! Bonus!! Plus, you can make rude comments and gestures and put it off to ,oh-- your blood pressure meds acting up! What? They don't know--they're babies. You can tell them anything and be believed.

So, I gotta go make justabi some pies...

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I know! Flakey crust and fruit goodness- or...hmmmmm. So hard to choose. No, wait--I choose the porn! YaY!

[aurora-bee.livejournal.com]

Porn and pie is good! Who said you can't have your cake and eat it eh ;o)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

That's right!

Mmmmmm. Cake.