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Ok. I've got it.*breathes easier* Whew. I was a little worried, but the boys and I are in accord.My club's a little bent, but Clark's got a hard head--
I'm feeling pretty good right now, happy and shiny! My toes are sooo cute, all pedicured up! Look *fans toes out* Aren't they nice? I think I need some toe rings, yes.
I figured I should treat myself 'cause THAT birthday is coming up...the one where you're TOTALY invisible to guys under 60. Which is not bad, cause you can eyeball all you want--hey! Bonus!! Plus, you can make rude comments and gestures and put it off to ,oh-- your blood pressure meds acting up! What? They don't know--they're babies. You can tell them anything and be believed.
So, I gotta go make
justabi some pies...
I'm feeling pretty good right now, happy and shiny! My toes are sooo cute, all pedicured up! Look *fans toes out* Aren't they nice? I think I need some toe rings, yes.
I figured I should treat myself 'cause THAT birthday is coming up...the one where you're TOTALY invisible to guys under 60. Which is not bad, cause you can eyeball all you want--hey! Bonus!! Plus, you can make rude comments and gestures and put it off to ,oh-- your blood pressure meds acting up! What? They don't know--they're babies. You can tell them anything and be believed.
So, I gotta go make
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8/12/04 05:26 am (UTC)(no subject)
8/12/04 05:36 am (UTC)Do you think I should let my mom read any of my fic? She asked for a link and I am putting it off. She knows it's porn.
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8/12/04 05:41 am (UTC)LOL! yes!
Dang, Hard to say, I've been this way all my life--how about your mom? I mean, she's got to have a sense of the absurd *eyeballs you*
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8/12/04 05:46 am (UTC)