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[roxy]

Ok. I've got it.*breathes easier* Whew. I was a little worried, but the boys and I are in accord.My club's a little bent, but Clark's got a hard head--

I'm feeling pretty good right now, happy and shiny! My toes are sooo cute, all pedicured up! Look *fans toes out* Aren't they nice? I think I need some toe rings, yes.

I figured I should treat myself 'cause THAT birthday is coming up...the one where you're TOTALY invisible to guys under 60. Which is not bad, cause you can eyeball all you want--hey! Bonus!! Plus, you can make rude comments and gestures and put it off to ,oh-- your blood pressure meds acting up! What? They don't know--they're babies. You can tell them anything and be believed.

So, I gotta go make justabi some pies...

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[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh ,yes. we ladies of a certain age can be very crafty! So ,if I should suddenly claim to need massive amounts of porn because it's good for the rhue-matizz- probably suspect....

[justabi.livejournal.com]

That your aged brain has been worn into swiss cheese by your bloodpressure meds??? That you are a dirty old woman?

Do you think I should let my mom read any of my fic? She asked for a link and I am putting it off. She knows it's porn.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

That your aged brain has been worn into swiss cheese by your bloodpressure meds??? That you are a dirty old woman?

LOL! yes!

Dang, Hard to say, I've been this way all my life--how about your mom? I mean, she's got to have a sense of the absurd *eyeballs you*

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Um, absurd...yeah, you could say that. She is like me with more time to ripen. And she is completely obsessed with Buffy. (my fault) She has never seen SV.