roxy: (bot-watercolor frog by semyaza)
roxy ([personal profile] roxy) wrote2008-04-20 06:14 pm

Won't someone think of the porn?

My darlings--I need your help! What movie actor would Clark think was hot, if Clark thought guys were hot?

ETA: mahaliem explains it all

[identity profile] rednihilist.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Paul Walker, maybe? Vin Diesel? with all that testosterone and butch-ness, maybe he could rationalize it to himself at first, yeah?

Or good ol' Brad and Johnny. . . they never fail. I have quite a few guy friends who are assuredly straight, but they're also all open-minded -- I wouldn't hang out with anyone who wasn't -- and they all agree that both Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are good looking guys!

Edited 2008-04-20 22:24 (UTC)

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
oh--Paul or Vin are nice--but Brad Pitt! I forgot how many guys have a mancrush on him! Thanks so much! *shmooch*

[identity profile] myownghost.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
mmmm, steve sandvoss, mmmmm. he has that lithe swimmer's build, with the trim waist (somewhat like justin hartley's).
lotsa steve

[identity profile] me-ya-ri.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Cary Grant if you're talking old school! Certainly everyone [livejournal.com profile] rednihilist suggested, too.

[identity profile] rednihilist.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
No prob. I'm just getting WoT IV ready for posting. . . *wink*

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Whooooaaaa...I have *got* to watch Latter Days....

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, Cary Grant is yum, but old-school like you say. Not many boys today will know who he is. 'Course now you have me wanting to work in a reference to Cary in EotS! *G*

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
YAY!!!

[identity profile] lexophilia.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the best question ever.

[identity profile] rednihilist.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*looks guilty* I love that feedback so much. . . I'm such a tease.

But it is nearly done, so. . . an hour or so and it'll be up!

[identity profile] herohunter.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Agreed!

[identity profile] myownghost.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
he was not only attractive, but also very likable and emotionally real in that.

[identity profile] hils.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I've read fics where he's been into Keanu Reeves

[identity profile] mahaliem.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Patrick Stewart because he's bald and intelligent and I think that's Clark's type.
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[identity profile] capnzebbie.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ewan McGregor, maybe? Orlando Bloom? And for EotS, probably Gary Cooper. :)

[identity profile] selinamoonfire.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure who he would be attracted to, but I think it would be someone outside the usual crushes.
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[identity profile] kristiinthedark.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree!

[identity profile] nomango.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I've pondered that before, mucho deeply, and I just couldn't think of anyone but MR. Whereas in the case of Lex, he is like a black dress and I have no problems throwing big men at him.

So I'll be very interested to know the outcome of your research. *nods*

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! And it's valuable research for slash writers!

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
oh! Keanu is good!

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm, that's kind of interesting! Very nice, I like that too!

[identity profile] dawnybee.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
What movie actor would Clark think was hot, if Clark thought guys were hot?

Heee! If. You make me laugh.

I'm thinking someone Midwestern-y like himself. Someone who is just a solid type of guy, not too pretty so maybe Jake Gyllanhaal (but I think he's ugly) or James Marsden (because Clark can't say that he watched X-Men because it's a good film).

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, sadly, Clark has no interest in men I find sexless, it's a shame really. Though if you throw a long blond wig on Orlando and have him skewer someone I might make an exception. *G*

Gary Cooper for Clark in EotS is perfect--in fact, I mention him once or twice! :)

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Good point--though you know you're making it more difficult for me. *eyeballs you*

[identity profile] silsbee329.livejournal.com 2008-04-20 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Jude Law.

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