Won't someone think of the porn?

[roxy]

My darlings--I need your help! What movie actor would Clark think was hot, if Clark thought guys were hot?

ETA: mahaliem explains it all

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[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Paul Walker, maybe? Vin Diesel? with all that testosterone and butch-ness, maybe he could rationalize it to himself at first, yeah?

Or good ol' Brad and Johnny. . . they never fail. I have quite a few guy friends who are assuredly straight, but they're also all open-minded -- I wouldn't hang out with anyone who wasn't -- and they all agree that both Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are good looking guys!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh--Paul or Vin are nice--but Brad Pitt! I forgot how many guys have a mancrush on him! Thanks so much! *shmooch*

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

Jean Luc Picard.

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

mmmm, steve sandvoss, mmmmm. he has that lithe swimmer's build, with the trim waist (somewhat like justin hartley's).
lotsa steve

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Whooooaaaa...I have *got* to watch Latter Days....

[me-ya-ri.livejournal.com]

Cary Grant if you're talking old school! Certainly everyone rednihilist suggested, too.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh, Cary Grant is yum, but old-school like you say. Not many boys today will know who he is. 'Course now you have me wanting to work in a reference to Cary in EotS! *G*

[lexophilia.livejournal.com]

This is the best question ever.

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

Agreed!

[hils.livejournal.com]

I've read fics where he's been into Keanu Reeves

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh! Keanu is good!

[mahaliem.livejournal.com]

Patrick Stewart because he's bald and intelligent and I think that's Clark's type.

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

I agree!

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

Ewan McGregor, maybe? Orlando Bloom? And for EotS, probably Gary Cooper. :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ah, sadly, Clark has no interest in men I find sexless, it's a shame really. Though if you throw a long blond wig on Orlando and have him skewer someone I might make an exception. *G*

Gary Cooper for Clark in EotS is perfect--in fact, I mention him once or twice! :)

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure who he would be attracted to, but I think it would be someone outside the usual crushes.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Good point--though you know you're making it more difficult for me. *eyeballs you*

[nomango.livejournal.com]

You know, I've pondered that before, mucho deeply, and I just couldn't think of anyone but MR. Whereas in the case of Lex, he is like a black dress and I have no problems throwing big men at him.

So I'll be very interested to know the outcome of your research. *nods*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Lex and anybody and anyone really is no stretch at all!

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

What movie actor would Clark think was hot, if Clark thought guys were hot?

Heee! If. You make me laugh.

I'm thinking someone Midwestern-y like himself. Someone who is just a solid type of guy, not too pretty so maybe Jake Gyllanhaal (but I think he's ugly) or James Marsden (because Clark can't say that he watched X-Men because it's a good film).

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*snort* I made myself laugh. :)

I'm thinking someone Midwestern-y like himself. Someone who is just a solid type of guy, not too pretty so maybe Jake Gyllanhaal (but I think he's ugly) or James Marsden (because Clark can't say that he watched X-Men because it's a good film

omg! Those are just the guys I was originally thinking of, but I thought I'd double check. I also think Jake lacks in hotness--and watched X-Men for that reason too! I kept waiting for him to have sex with Wolverine--did they cut those scenes? *is puzzled*

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

Jude Law.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Jude Law? Really? That's interesting! He's kind of small, isn't he, next to Clark? I see Clark liking big guys. But it could work!

[bluemeridian]

What do you mean 'if'??

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*falls down laughing*

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

Not a movie actor, but Wentworth Miller maybe?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Well, certainly I think Wentworth would definitely be Clark's type( and make a lovely visual omg)but I was thinking TV actors would be too close to home, so to speak. :) Kind of like why I'd never have Clark or Lex reading a DC comic--for me it just feels odd.

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

Someone bald

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

lol! Okay! Um...Vin Diesel...um...
thinking....

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

You come up with some of the best questions. :D

The obvious answer would have to be Michael Rosenbaum! ;D

But I can't help but hope he'd like Harrison Ford. I mean, with Lex being such a sci-fi geek, they had to have watched Star Wars constantly, and how can you not love Han Solo?

With his mom's influence, you know Martha had to watch old movies with him so... Tyrone Power, James Dean (who doesn't love Jimmy?), and Paul Newman (it's all in the eyes *grins*).

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

With his mom's influence, you know Martha had to watch old movies with him so... Tyrone Power, James Dean (who doesn't love Jimmy?), and Paul Newman (it's all in the eyes *grins*).

Oh, you know I *love* the idea of Clark watching those flicks with his mom and silently crushing on them!

Harrison Ford I see as someone Lex would like--Lex would love the hero who wins the day and saves everyone by the end of the movie!

[itsaslashything.livejournal.com]

I think Clark and Dean Cain make a really pretty picture together...and I definitely agree with the James Marsden suggestion...and maybe Oded Fehr...he's big and dark and has that yummy accent...Maybe Viggo or Karl Urban or Sean Bean from the LoTR trilogy...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Dean Cain--I could see Clark thinking he was hot--and I guess the LOTR guys might make him sweat, even if they make me yawn. They're heroic and hairy and full of honorable testosterone and I can see him secretly harboring lust for them in his teenage heart.

Oded Fehr....OMG! Okay, that one is strictly for me!

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

My answer for everyone saying someone bald is Jason Statham.

[time-testudinem.livejournal.com]

Hee, I was typing that as you were posting, perfect.

[time-testudinem.livejournal.com]

I think Jason Statham would be just Clark's type. Of course my current obsession is John Simm from Life on Mars and Dr. Who. I could see fun with Clark watching Dr. Who and wondering why he has a hard-on for the evil maniac trying to destroy the world.

[time-testudinem.livejournal.com]

Oh, and here is my yummy John Simm icon. Forgot to use it before, to much wine.

[mahaliem.livejournal.com]

I've thought about it some more and have come up with this -

Clark doesn't understand it, but for some reason Leonard Nimoy as Spock gets him hot. He decides he must be attracted to the lean and intelligent. When he discovers that Michael Rennie who plays the alien Klaatu, in that old movie The Day the Earth Stood Still gets him going, too, he adds dark-haired to the list.

It's only when Clark gets hard watching E.T. that he decides he has a problem.

*facepalms*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

OMG! I *LOVE that!!! You're brilliant!!

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

I have no suggestions to offer, but can I just say how much I've enjoyed reading this thread?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL! it's very interesting, no? I love mahaliem's comment!

All this for one line in a PWP! *snorfles*

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

Jamie Bamber and, of course, Seth Green. :)

And the guy from "Sorority Boys". You know, the one with the "big butt" who made a really pretty girl.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Seth Green. OMG, I can so see Clark lusting after Seth Green!

And the guy from "Sorority Boys". You know, the one with the "big butt" who made a really pretty girl.

*snickers*

[twinsarein.livejournal.com]

Yul Brenner from "The King and I" - exotic, sexy, powerful, compelling, and bald. Sound like anyone else Clark knows?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Wow, you guys are just great!!! What excelllent suggestions!