For some reason, I want to think there was one I read, but I can't remember which one. It would have been a while ago and there have been many, many, MANY more stories crammed into my brain since. :(
I know right? I was thinking about it, and figured it had to be done--and justabi did do it once but I was thinkinng of something else...more creeepy. :)
Yeah, I think the one I read was more creepy too. For some reason, I want to think Lex found the 'shell?' and didn't know Clark is an alien and freaked out.
I was just about to drop in and recommend that one. I only read it recently and then had to rec it to someone else on sv_inquiry. Absolutely brilliant! Sweet and hot and I LOLLED at the football with his goal post penis. Also, some of the hotest blow job writing I've yet read. Seriously good!
(Take this as a rec, Roxy, for 'Just A Pretty Face' by Justabi)
Well, of course it was, of course....*pats you* Here, you have a little something on your cheek. *HACKPATOII!* hold still while I wipe it off with my hankie...there we go!
oh *hell* yeah! I'm reading it tonight, because I have to tell you, I really loved every bit I read. besides, you *know* I love everything you write--I don't give a fuck what fandom it's in--I just love how you do what you do.
haha, i was going to suggest your fic!! LOL! Just a pretty face! must have reread that a dozen times, since i first found it a dozen years ago or so *g*
His johnson molts every spring. My gosh. I thought you'd know that, being an expert on Clark. That's why it stays some perky and healthy all year round. Oh, and Lex has a drawerful of his old weiner skins. He sneaks them away when Clark's not looking. But he just thinks Clark's not looking. Clark actually molts every spring because Lex has made his johnson grow another 8th inch each season since he went through puberty, and it's sort of a Planet Crypton mating ritual, to let your intended carry off your old weiner skins.
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http://www.fiction.zhylosa.net/index.php
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http://groups.yahoo.com/group/LovelyJiminy/
It's a verrrrrry long and interesting story that adds some neat twists to the Lionel/Lex relaitionship as well as sone unique additinal characters.
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hokey smokes....
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:)
*smooooch*
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(Take this as a rec, Roxy, for 'Just A Pretty Face' by Justabi)
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tsk. pervert....
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Just a pretty face! must have reread that a dozen times, since i first found it a dozen years ago or so *g*
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no worries!
and of course, its not that old, but for me, I feel like, i have been in clex for eternity!
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YOU'RE SICK!!!
And that's why I love you so!!! Molting johnsons....*snorfle*
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