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[roxy]

Have there ever been any stories that concern Clark molting? Shedding his skin in any way at all? Where would I go to ask?

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[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

His johnson molts every spring. My gosh. I thought you'd know that, being an expert on Clark. That's why it stays some perky and healthy all year round. Oh, and Lex has a drawerful of his old weiner skins. He sneaks them away when Clark's not looking. But he just thinks Clark's not looking. Clark actually molts every spring because Lex has made his johnson grow another 8th inch each season since he went through puberty, and it's sort of a Planet Crypton mating ritual, to let your intended carry off your old weiner skins.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
YOU'RE SICK!!!

And that's why I love you so!!! Molting johnsons....*snorfle*