![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Fan-fucking-tastic Day and The Art Of Flirting
let me share with you what a lovely day I had! I have no idea why I was in such an amazing mood today, but I felt giddy with joy, pretty and witty and gay! well, perhaps not so much on the gay--though I did take time out of my busy schedule at work to flirt with a very nice woman at the jewelery counter where my slave masters had me working today.
I love flirting, don't you? it's the most fun you can have for free! I flirt with everyone--boys, girls--it's fun when people flirt back. It's amazing to me that an old lady like myself can flirt with some young puppy and have them flirt right back. Tcah! And they say the young have no style.
So many people mistake flirting with hitting on--no, no my friend! It's much, much different.
Also,and not connected to flirting. I accidentaly groped a co-worker. It was a little disconcerting at the time--but it made Baby Girl drop to the floor with laughter when I described it.She laughed so hard she cried. Heh. I love my child.( the kid was cute, so I wasn't scared for life..what? The boy? Tchah! That's what we have insurance for, to pay for therapy!)
Anyway--yes, good day.And if I can hammer it into submission, there's an answer to the call for LexSex on the way!
I love flirting, don't you? it's the most fun you can have for free! I flirt with everyone--boys, girls--it's fun when people flirt back. It's amazing to me that an old lady like myself can flirt with some young puppy and have them flirt right back. Tcah! And they say the young have no style.
So many people mistake flirting with hitting on--no, no my friend! It's much, much different.
Also,and not connected to flirting. I accidentaly groped a co-worker. It was a little disconcerting at the time--but it made Baby Girl drop to the floor with laughter when I described it.She laughed so hard she cried. Heh. I love my child.( the kid was cute, so I wasn't scared for life..what? The boy? Tchah! That's what we have insurance for, to pay for therapy!)
Anyway--yes, good day.And if I can hammer it into submission, there's an answer to the call for LexSex on the way!
no subject
*realizes it requires words*
So, how about that LexSex, huh?
*blinks*
no subject
All right. I'm checking it over for massive boo-boos now...You could teach them Targhell meeps a thing or two about cracking the whip...
oOoo...erm.Yesh.
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
Gee.I'm really sorry.Band-aid?
no subject
That makes much more sense.
Gee.I'm really sorry.Band-aid?
Yes please!
no subject
no subject