Fan-fucking-tastic Day and The Art Of Flirting

[roxy]

let me share with you what a lovely day I had! I have no idea why I was in such an amazing mood today, but I felt giddy with joy, pretty and witty and gay! well, perhaps not so much on the gay--though I did take time out of my busy schedule at work to flirt with a very nice woman at the jewelery counter where my slave masters had me working today.

I love flirting, don't you? it's the most fun you can have for free! I flirt with everyone--boys, girls--it's fun when people flirt back. It's amazing to me that an old lady like myself can flirt with some young puppy and have them flirt right back. Tcah! And they say the young have no style.

So many people mistake flirting with hitting on--no, no my friend! It's much, much different.

Also,and not connected to flirting. I accidentaly groped a co-worker. It was a little disconcerting at the time--but it made Baby Girl drop to the floor with laughter when I described it.She laughed so hard she cried. Heh. I love my child.( the kid was cute, so I wasn't scared for life..what? The boy? Tchah! That's what we have insurance for, to pay for therapy!)

Anyway--yes, good day.And if I can hammer it into submission, there's an answer to the call for LexSex on the way!

Comments

[fromward.livejournal.com]

*flirts*

*realizes it requires words*

So, how about that LexSex, huh?

*blinks*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Shameless hussy! Do you think you can flirt with me and have me fall all over myself to give you porn?

All right. I'm checking it over for massive boo-boos now...You could teach them Targhell meeps a thing or two about cracking the whip...

oOoo...erm.Yesh.

[fromward.livejournal.com]

Devil Womyn, I sincerely hope you're working on Exiled. Whoosh!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oops!

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Flirting with random strangers is a moral imperative, I'm telling you. Good for the soul.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ah, you are so wise.. just like Yoda, only taller and less wrinkly. you probably don't have pointed ears either...

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Are you suggesting that I am green? Because I'm not. Really more of a bluish pinkish okay translucent white.

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine anyone *not* flirting with you ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

you smooth talker you! *hits you with fan*

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

Ow! What'd I do?!?!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I--I'm sorry.That' how they flirt in Victorian novels...wait ...oh. *Paper* fans!

Gee.I'm really sorry.Band-aid?

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

I--I'm sorry.That' how they flirt in Victorian novels...wait ...oh. *Paper* fans!

That makes much more sense.

Gee.I'm really sorry.Band-aid?

Yes please!

[nashmaveric.livejournal.com]

My friends say I flirt without meaning to ::grin:: It's just for fun!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It's the best way to make yourself feel good, isn't it?