*smacks you with paper fan* Stop!! I'm completely serious.*fluffs platinum blonde Lil' Kim wig.*
I read this in a fic somewhere, and I'm beating myself for not remembering.'Course I have the handy dandy excuse of being a one of my dearest friends put it, "old as dirt." You're mind starts to fade, y'know.
I'm sorry...do I know you? Did you come to deliver the buttered lobster?
YES! GENIUS!! Thank you! I wanted to mention Fluffy in this thing I'm doing, it's just a passing mention, but I wanted to be sure I knew where it came from--you are so fabulous, and it was an awful good story!
*blinks* My god, what kind of fandom are we in?
ain't it cool!
hands you napkin,covers eyes with fingers...peeks through*
Jeez, when you started talking about ass hymens and robes i thought you were making a joke about bad*fic! but no! It's real and i read it! Damn! you're right, it was enjoyable! And now i have to go shower...
See? Justbecause something has a frightening description shouldn't stop you from checking it out--though I have seen things that make me cry and wish for a spork.
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*ducks*
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I read this in a fic somewhere, and I'm beating myself for not remembering.'Course I have the handy dandy excuse of being a one of my dearest friends put it, "old as dirt." You're mind starts to fade, y'know.
I'm sorry...do I know you? Did you come to deliver the buttered lobster?
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*blinks* My god, what kind of fandom are we in?
*shoves buttered lobster THERE*
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*blinks* My god, what kind of fandom are we in?
ain't it cool!
hands you napkin,covers eyes with fingers...peeks through*
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What's the name of that fic and the writer, d'you know?
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Here's the link:http://www.sparkage.illuminatedtext.com/clexicon/rituals.html, it's such an enjoyable fic!
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