Question

[roxy]

Does anyone know who Fluffy, the kryptonite- mutated poodle belongs to?

Comments

[fromward.livejournal.com]

Mmmm ... If this is one of those 'are you paying attention' questions then ... Johns the villaiiinnn!!!

*ducks*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*smacks you with paper fan* Stop!! I'm completely serious.*fluffs platinum blonde Lil' Kim wig.*

I read this in a fic somewhere, and I'm beating myself for not remembering.'Course I have the handy dandy excuse of being a one of my dearest friends put it, "old as dirt." You're mind starts to fade, y'know.

I'm sorry...do I know you? Did you come to deliver the buttered lobster?

[fromward.livejournal.com]

Oooh Oooh Oooh!!! Is Fluffy in that fic where Clark has an ass-hymen that has to be broken in a ceremony and the Kents and Lex got to wear robes?

*blinks* My god, what kind of fandom are we in?

*shoves buttered lobster THERE*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

YES! GENIUS!! Thank you! I wanted to mention Fluffy in this thing I'm doing, it's just a passing mention, but I wanted to be sure I knew where it came from--you are so fabulous, and it was an awful good story!

*blinks* My god, what kind of fandom are we in?

ain't it cool!

hands you napkin,covers eyes with fingers...peeks through*

[fromward.livejournal.com]

Sheesh. I'm not your freakshow marionette!!!

What's the name of that fic and the writer, d'you know?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*google* you're not? strange...*shrugs, thought everyone on planet was here for her amusement--plan to check out warranty on Earth*

Here's the link:http://www.sparkage.illuminatedtext.com/clexicon/rituals.html, it's such an enjoyable fic!

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

Jeez, when you started talking about ass hymens and robes i thought you were making a joke about bad*fic! but no! It's real and i read it! Damn! you're right, it was enjoyable! And now i have to go shower...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

See? Justbecause something has a frightening description shouldn't stop you from checking it out--though I have seen things that make me cry and wish for a spork.