*sigh*

[roxy]

Both my boys are married now. I'm happy for them. But this means...*sniff*...that it's time to throw out the cuffs. And waders. And the blindfolds. And the feather duster, the flogger, the blistex, and the gag. Also, probably the pudding, pretty sure it's past its sell by date, and I'll never be able to eat five gallons by myself. The rope, not got much use for that now, the duct tape might come in handy for home repairs...can you sell dildos on ebay? I could say the purple one was a cane...*siiiiiiiiiigh* Guess I'll take the gas out of Big Bertha and put her away, sell the van and all the magnetic signs, you know, Ajax Plumbing, Acme Window Washers...a girl can't give all her secrets away. Never got a chance to try out that restraint table. Or the gasmask. Or the latex cat suit, but I always figured I'd have a hard time shoving a semi-conscious Jensen into it, and that French maid's outfit would have looked adorable on Jared but that dream is gone. Good-bye, nipple clamps, we hardly used ya. Good-bye, vibrating butt plug, so long, double magic bullets...*koff* maybe we'll just put you to the side..

No need for the latex gloves, or the rubber smock or the fetish boots, or the pack of Kools. I just have to suck it up, stiff upper lip it and move on. I mean, come on--they're married. I draw a line at some things, you know.

Comments

[kantayra.livejournal.com]

LOL. This is the most amazing post ever. :P

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

I could say the purple one was a cane...
*rolls on floor banging fists*
If the condo association comes after me for all this LOL-ing, I'm coming after YOU.

ILU, DUDE. AHAHAHAA.

[redteekal.livejournal.com]

You're awesome *beams* And there's one pic out there I've seen where Jensen's grin is so wide and real and genuine he reminds me of a kid in a candy store. Good on 'em. I wish them all the best - she's stunning, he's gorgeous - I don't think the world is ready for the pretty that will be their kids one day.

And on the main point of your post - Roxy draws a line????? *grins* Surely not - I just think the boys now being hitched makes the fact that it's all fiction even more so now. We'll just change the names to protect the innocent. ;)

[ferdalump.livejournal.com]

I was nosey so I had to click the link and OMG I have TEARS!!! TEARS!!!

Seriously, you freaking CRACK ME UP FOR REAL!!!!

[tasabian.livejournal.com]

I don't want to live in a world where the J's aren't being constantly porned!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing and holds aching sides*

OMG!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!! OH Roxy! This post is made of win! *giggles hysterically*

Seriously, my nephew was looking at me like I lost it. So I made him read it. He just looked at me like WTF? lol

[chemm80]

Oddly, I never wrote a single line of RPS porn until Jared got married; then I stuck all four of them in there together. What? I never said I was normal.

[roque-clasique.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

I'll say it again: I love you.

Also, did you say somethin' 'bout a purple cane? Cos just the other day I was thinking to myself. . .

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Hey, I bet I could get my baby boytoy Colin into that latex cat suit without any trouble. He's a skinny little thing. And wow, thanks for that mental image! ;D

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

BRB...laughing myself silly.

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

\o/

[calijirl5150.livejournal.com]

//bows down to your brilliance ;p//

[nataliadarimini.livejournal.com]

Now, now, let's not be hasty! These gentlemen may have made other arrangements, but there are still several up for grabs that may be interested in, ah, sharing pudding. *eyes Merlin fandom*

[yavannauk.livejournal.com]

*snorfle*

[tabaqui]

*snickers madly*
*twirls you*

Oh, bay-bee - i luff you!
:)

[toldthestars.livejournal.com]

: o

[deanbear25.livejournal.com]

That is made of all kinds of awesome