*sigh*

[roxy]

Both my boys are married now. I'm happy for them. But this means...*sniff*...that it's time to throw out the cuffs. And waders. And the blindfolds. And the feather duster, the flogger, the blistex, and the gag. Also, probably the pudding, pretty sure it's past its sell by date, and I'll never be able to eat five gallons by myself. The rope, not got much use for that now, the duct tape might come in handy for home repairs...can you sell dildos on ebay? I could say the purple one was a cane...*siiiiiiiiiigh* Guess I'll take the gas out of Big Bertha and put her away, sell the van and all the magnetic signs, you know, Ajax Plumbing, Acme Window Washers...a girl can't give all her secrets away. Never got a chance to try out that restraint table. Or the gasmask. Or the latex cat suit, but I always figured I'd have a hard time shoving a semi-conscious Jensen into it, and that French maid's outfit would have looked adorable on Jared but that dream is gone. Good-bye, nipple clamps, we hardly used ya. Good-bye, vibrating butt plug, so long, double magic bullets...*koff* maybe we'll just put you to the side..

No need for the latex gloves, or the rubber smock or the fetish boots, or the pack of Kools. I just have to suck it up, stiff upper lip it and move on. I mean, come on--they're married. I draw a line at some things, you know.

Comments

[kantayra.livejournal.com]

LOL. This is the most amazing post ever. :P

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*GRIN*

Thanks--it came from the heart. *blushes in a maidenly way*

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

I could say the purple one was a cane...
*rolls on floor banging fists*
If the condo association comes after me for all this LOL-ing, I'm coming after YOU.

ILU, DUDE. AHAHAHAA.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh dear...should have kept that van...*GGGG*

*huggles*

*snickers*

[redteekal.livejournal.com]

You're awesome *beams* And there's one pic out there I've seen where Jensen's grin is so wide and real and genuine he reminds me of a kid in a candy store. Good on 'em. I wish them all the best - she's stunning, he's gorgeous - I don't think the world is ready for the pretty that will be their kids one day.

And on the main point of your post - Roxy draws a line????? *grins* Surely not - I just think the boys now being hitched makes the fact that it's all fiction even more so now. We'll just change the names to protect the innocent. ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!

Seriously, I'm kind of relieved--some folks need to step back and take the major reality check, y'know? *G*

Plus, omg, Jensen's kids? the thought is almost scary! ;)

[redteekal.livejournal.com]

I know EXACTLY what you mean. I try and avoid those types of "fans" - the ones who I just catch a line of a post of and immediately I'm thinking - oooooohhhkay step away from the keyboard and do it quick!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

hahahahahaaaaa!!!!

Cool! I'll throw in the saddle soap! ;)

[ferdalump.livejournal.com]

I was nosey so I had to click the link and OMG I have TEARS!!! TEARS!!!

Seriously, you freaking CRACK ME UP FOR REAL!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN*

Who, little ole quiet and shy me?

[ferdalump.livejournal.com]

I imagine you are one of those ladies that when they raid your house and find two naked strapping boys in a vat of honey, all of your neighbors would be on the news going "But she was the sweetest lady ever! She went to chuch every Sunday and gave cookies and lemonade to the neighborhood children!"

heheheheheh!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*SNORFLE*!!!

Oh heck yeah! *G*

[tasabian.livejournal.com]

I don't want to live in a world where the J's aren't being constantly porned!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh, the pron will live on, trust me! It will get bigger and stronger and...and...*sniff* let me take a moment...*dabs eyes with what on second glance seems to be a lacey undergarment and not a hanky, oh dear*

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing and holds aching sides*

OMG!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!! OH Roxy! This post is made of win! *giggles hysterically*

Seriously, my nephew was looking at me like I lost it. So I made him read it. He just looked at me like WTF? lol

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL! You mean like this? *points at icon*

*GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN*

[chemm80]

Oddly, I never wrote a single line of RPS porn until Jared got married; then I stuck all four of them in there together. What? I never said I was normal.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Shoo, child, seems like reasonable response to me! :)

[roque-clasique.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

ACK!! *revives you*

*bows* I'm here all week.... ;)

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

I'll say it again: I love you.

Also, did you say somethin' 'bout a purple cane? Cos just the other day I was thinking to myself. . .

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

MEEP!!!!!!!

Heeeeeeeeee!

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Hey, I bet I could get my baby boytoy Colin into that latex cat suit without any trouble. He's a skinny little thing. And wow, thanks for that mental image! ;D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hey, no problem! And how about I send it straight over? I'll toss in the corn starch....*G*

*snorfle!!*

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Colin is very excited!

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

BRB...laughing myself silly.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*snickers a whole lot!!*

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

\o/

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*bows*


*GGGG*

[calijirl5150.livejournal.com]

//bows down to your brilliance ;p//

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!

Thank you, thank you,

*blushes from modesty* ;)

[nataliadarimini.livejournal.com]

Now, now, let's not be hasty! These gentlemen may have made other arrangements, but there are still several up for grabs that may be interested in, ah, sharing pudding. *eyes Merlin fandom*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ach my dear, those boys are so young looking! Especially the one with the enormous doe eyes. Normally those eyes would drive me to wanting to tie him up and torture him until he screamed tickle the dickens out of him, but *shudder* he just looks *TOO* innocent. It creeps me out.

[nataliadarimini.livejournal.com]

He is almost four years younger than I am. I finally get to feel like a dirty old woman. :D :D :D

Hmmm. This is problematic. How about...

OH I KNOW!

(http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v450/nataliadarimini/?action=view&current=shemar_0.jpg)

AND
(http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v450/nataliadarimini/?action=view&current=forroxy.jpg)

CRIMINAL MINDS FANDOM. Both single, both hot, and both of them are older than I am, so they are safely into non-skeevy range.

There. Now you absolutely CANNOT throw out your pudding.

yow!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh...my...lord...prepare to fill the pool with pudding--and bring me that gas can back--Big Bertha will have to retire another day.

Re: yow!!!

[nataliadarimini.livejournal.com]

Phew, you had me worried for a minute there!

*goes to fetch the gas can, skipping merrily*

[yavannauk.livejournal.com]

*snorfle*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*gigglegigglegiggle*

[tabaqui]

*snickers madly*
*twirls you*

Oh, bay-bee - i luff you!
:)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*whirls and giggles*

:)

[toldthestars.livejournal.com]

: o

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Dang! Forgot the filter....

[deanbear25.livejournal.com]

That is made of all kinds of awesome

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

ACK! I just saw this--sorry!! I guess getting rid of all that stuff and sobbing broken-heartedly blinded me--it's hard to see through the tears! (and frankly, the goggles make it hard to see, too)