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*sigh*
Both my boys are married now. I'm happy for them. But this means...*sniff*...that it's time to throw out the cuffs. And waders. And the blindfolds. And the feather duster, the flogger, the blistex, and the gag. Also, probably the pudding, pretty sure it's past its sell by date, and I'll never be able to eat five gallons by myself. The rope, not got much use for that now, the duct tape might come in handy for home repairs...can you sell dildos on ebay? I could say the purple one was a cane...*siiiiiiiiiigh* Guess I'll take the gas out of Big Bertha and put her away, sell the van and all the magnetic signs, you know, Ajax Plumbing, Acme Window Washers...a girl can't give all her secrets away. Never got a chance to try out that restraint table. Or the gasmask. Or the latex cat suit, but I always figured I'd have a hard time shoving a semi-conscious Jensen into it, and that French maid's outfit would have looked adorable on Jared but that dream is gone. Good-bye, nipple clamps, we hardly used ya. Good-bye, vibrating butt plug, so long, double magic bullets...*koff* maybe we'll just put you to the side..
No need for the latex gloves, or the rubber smock or the fetish boots, or the pack of Kools. I just have to suck it up, stiff upper lip it and move on. I mean, come on--they're married. I draw a line at some things, you know.
No need for the latex gloves, or the rubber smock or the fetish boots, or the pack of Kools. I just have to suck it up, stiff upper lip it and move on. I mean, come on--they're married. I draw a line at some things, you know.
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Thanks--it came from the heart. *blushes in a maidenly way*
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*rolls on floor banging fists*
If the condo association comes after me for all this LOL-ing, I'm coming after YOU.
ILU, DUDE. AHAHAHAA.
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*huggles*
*snickers*
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And on the main point of your post - Roxy draws a line????? *grins* Surely not - I just think the boys now being hitched makes the fact that it's all fiction even more so now. We'll just change the names to protect the innocent. ;)
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Seriously, I'm kind of relieved--some folks need to step back and take the major reality check, y'know? *G*
Plus, omg, Jensen's kids? the thought is almost scary! ;)
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Cool! I'll throw in the saddle soap! ;)
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Seriously, you freaking CRACK ME UP FOR REAL!!!!
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Who, little ole quiet and shy me?
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heheheheheh!!!
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Oh heck yeah! *G*
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OMG!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!! OH Roxy! This post is made of win! *giggles hysterically*
Seriously, my nephew was looking at me like I lost it. So I made him read it. He just looked at me like WTF? lol
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*GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN*
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*bows* I'm here all week.... ;)
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Also, did you say somethin' 'bout a purple cane? Cos just the other day I was thinking to myself. . .
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Heeeeeeeeee!
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*snorfle!!*
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*GGGG*
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Thank you, thank you,
*blushes from modesty* ;)
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torture him until he screamedtickle the dickens out of him, but *shudder* he just looks *TOO* innocent. It creeps me out.no subject
Hmmm. This is problematic. How about...
OH I KNOW!
AND
CRIMINAL MINDS FANDOM. Both single, both hot, and both of them are older than I am, so they are safely into non-skeevy range.
There. Now you absolutely CANNOT throw out your pudding.
yow!!!
Re: yow!!!
*goes to fetch the gas can, skipping merrily*
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*twirls you*
Oh, bay-bee - i luff you!
:)
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:)
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