So those stories....

[roxy]

I'm working on those fics I talked about--a Whit/Clark and a Whit/Bruce. I got bogged down in the Whit/Bruce one trying to make it make sense, but you know, I think I'll just pretend that it makes sense, just like SV did. I'm at the naughty portions of both those fics but my porn, she staggers. It's sad just how boring it is. I want it to say, 'wheee-o, that's that shit right there,' not 'YAAAAAAWN. Tab A slot B, thanks, g'nite.'

If you could spare a few pornish thoughts to

Comments

I bet my porn is lamer!

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

The most useful advice I ever got about writing good porn went something like " Forget about where everything goes and concentrate on how it feels when it gets there"
I can't imagine anything less appealing than a perfect description of what sex is actually like.

Plus.
This http://norah.livejournal.com/39308.html link will also take you to a kind of a smut thesaurus-type list that I wish more writers would take a look at just to save us all from bad porn ;D

you'd lose that bet, m'dear!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I was trying to nasty things up, but I *suck* at that!! *sigh*

I'll take a look at the site--if I don't get inspired at least it might keep me from frightening the horses... ;)

Re: you'd lose that bet, m'dear!

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

I guess you'll just have to read more in the name if research :D

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Whit/Clark AND Whit/Bruce?!?! OOooooo!!!!! YES! *sends porny thoughts your way* ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*GRIN*!!!!

You are a naughty girl--we match!! *G*

[tabaqui]

'pornish thoughts to' what? TO WHAT?!!

*cough*

:)

*sends you sexeh boyz*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I think I fell asleep there...heee!

[tabaqui]

*snerk*

The perils of aging! :)