So those stories....
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roxyI'm working on those fics I talked about--a Whit/Clark and a Whit/Bruce. I got bogged down in the Whit/Bruce one trying to make it make sense, but you know, I think I'll just pretend that it makes sense, just like SV did. I'm at the naughty portions of both those fics but my porn, she staggers. It's sad just how boring it is. I want it to say, 'wheee-o, that's that shit right there,' not 'YAAAAAAWN. Tab A slot B, thanks, g'nite.'
If you could spare a few pornish thoughts to
If you could spare a few pornish thoughts to
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I bet my porn is lamer!
1/5/11 03:05 am (UTC)I can't imagine anything less appealing than a perfect description of what sex is actually like.
Plus.
This http://norah.livejournal.com/39308.html link will also take you to a kind of a smut thesaurus-type list that I wish more writers would take a look at just to save us all from bad porn ;D
you'd lose that bet, m'dear!
1/5/11 03:31 am (UTC)I'll take a look at the site--if I don't get inspired at least it might keep me from frightening the horses... ;)
Re: you'd lose that bet, m'dear!
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1/6/11 01:29 am (UTC)You are a naughty girl--we match!! *G*
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1/5/11 05:34 am (UTC)*cough*
:)
*sends you sexeh boyz*
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1/5/11 05:58 am (UTC)The perils of aging! :)