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roxy ([personal profile] roxy) wrote2004-09-25 04:31 pm
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Possibly Extremly Offensive

I'm warning you, this may be offensive--you've been warned.
For [livejournal.com profile] fromward not that I'm trying to shove the blame on her, gosh no.


Victor Alexander George Robert Bulwer-Lytton, 2nd Earl of Lytton, or as his beloved called him, Budgie, reclined on a pile of satin pillows, and watched through narrowed eyes as his beloved swayed towards him, dhoti slipping seductively off one hip, his smooth round head wreathed in the golden sunlight that poured through the sandal wood screens set in the windows. The light reflected of off his clever steal rimmed glasses, and stirred a lick of lust through Budgies loins, it brought to mind public school days, and the thin lissome, boy –like body of his lover reminded him of time gone by, hands secretly touching, sliding under the legs of school boy short shorts, straw boaters held in laps to cover the busy working of tender skinned hands—“Oh, my Moh- Moh!” he cried out as slender brown fingers stroked and fondled his stiff nipples, and his neck was tickled by the fine moustache. Ah, the passion, the fire in him!
“Oh, Mohandas, my love! Consume me in your flame!”
“ All in due time, my dear chap.” He murmured, his accent adding spice to his words, and turning up the flame of desire. “ Remember Budgie, my own, action expresses priorities” and began to show his Earl what his priorities where.
beet: a beet (*Finals!!*)

[personal profile] beet 2004-09-25 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaiieee!

My eyes!
My *EYES*!

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2004-09-25 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeeeee! *hands you salve* What, no Ghandi porn for you?
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[personal profile] beet 2004-09-27 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude!! That is so WRONG!
Right up there is Gandhi as Rambo (a la UHF).

*G*

It did make me laugh, though

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2004-09-28 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
heh-heh! see, feel the power of the wrongness...

[identity profile] fromward.livejournal.com 2004-09-25 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE SO EVIL! GAAAAAAH!!!

*gouges eyes out*

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2004-09-25 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
*pops back in* Oh come on, you practically begged for it. Or, could it be that I'm that evol? *muses on this*

[identity profile] fromward.livejournal.com 2004-09-25 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwa! I did no such thing! >Xop

And you are that ev0l!

Btw, I have 3 posts of notes for the AU up on my LJ. Do you mind taking a look and giving me your opinion? They haven't covered the bat so far so I don't know if you'll be that intereted, but I'll be adding to them everyday. I'm just starting with the SV characters right now. Shall I add your name to the filter? It's starting to look gargantuan and I might need the moral support. Plus, you can tell me where the porn should be. ;)

[identity profile] fromward.livejournal.com 2004-09-25 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
interested, rather.

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2004-09-26 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'd love to, yes! I'm very supporty!

Plus, you can tell me where the porn should be. ;)

Haaa! Ok! *snorf*

[identity profile] fromward.livejournal.com 2004-09-26 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Kissez to you. *flashes*

[identity profile] closingtime101.livejournal.com 2004-09-25 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
What on earth??
:)
My dear Roxeh, the reason i don't comment on your eljay is not because I don't come here often. I just don't read Smallville slash, because i don't often watch Smallville. I'm sorry!
Mina
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[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2004-09-25 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! *Pout!* That's ok! I'm going to try my hand at some other things soon, come visit me then! But stop by every so often for cookies, they're delicious!

[identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com 2004-09-25 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, it's silly that you call something extremely offensive and then expect us *not* to read it... ;)

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2004-09-25 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*rubs hands together in patented mad scientist way.* yesssss, my pretties, yessss...

[identity profile] justabi.livejournal.com 2004-09-25 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly something is off in my offensive meter. Too much muck wallowing for me. *snuggles you*

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2004-09-25 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*purrs* So, more Ghandi porn for you then?
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[personal profile] treetracer 2004-09-26 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't laughed like that in ages! *BFG* ^___^

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2004-09-26 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
*bows* I am thrilled to tickle your funny bone,m'dear!

[identity profile] vampsarecool.livejournal.com 2004-09-26 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Ok did I miss something...why is this offensive?

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2004-09-26 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well, Ghandi being a revered figure, and This Thing Of Ours being international-- I didn't want anyone to think I was belittling their culture or their heroes--I'm just an enormous smart ass is all.

And shame on you, Sex! I know you was looking for the big nasty badness! Tsk! (give me a few day's, I'l come up with something,*wink*) Oh, by the way, cowboy slash? tried to kill folks with hers...

[identity profile] vampsarecool.livejournal.com 2004-09-26 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
lol I knew that I couldn't be that out of the loop. You mean Rodeo by [livejournal.com profile] crazydiamondsue? Yeah that almost killed me.