Possibly Extremly Offensive
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roxyI'm warning you, this may be offensive--you've been warned.
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fromward not that I'm trying to shove the blame on her, gosh no.
Victor Alexander George Robert Bulwer-Lytton, 2nd Earl of Lytton, or as his beloved called him, Budgie, reclined on a pile of satin pillows, and watched through narrowed eyes as his beloved swayed towards him, dhoti slipping seductively off one hip, his smooth round head wreathed in the golden sunlight that poured through the sandal wood screens set in the windows. The light reflected of off his clever steal rimmed glasses, and stirred a lick of lust through Budgies loins, it brought to mind public school days, and the thin lissome, boy –like body of his lover reminded him of time gone by, hands secretly touching, sliding under the legs of school boy short shorts, straw boaters held in laps to cover the busy working of tender skinned hands—“Oh, my Moh- Moh!” he cried out as slender brown fingers stroked and fondled his stiff nipples, and his neck was tickled by the fine moustache. Ah, the passion, the fire in him!
“Oh, Mohandas, my love! Consume me in your flame!”
“ All in due time, my dear chap.” He murmured, his accent adding spice to his words, and turning up the flame of desire. “ Remember Budgie, my own, action expresses priorities” and began to show his Earl what his priorities where.
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fromward not that I'm trying to shove the blame on her, gosh no.Victor Alexander George Robert Bulwer-Lytton, 2nd Earl of Lytton, or as his beloved called him, Budgie, reclined on a pile of satin pillows, and watched through narrowed eyes as his beloved swayed towards him, dhoti slipping seductively off one hip, his smooth round head wreathed in the golden sunlight that poured through the sandal wood screens set in the windows. The light reflected of off his clever steal rimmed glasses, and stirred a lick of lust through Budgies loins, it brought to mind public school days, and the thin lissome, boy –like body of his lover reminded him of time gone by, hands secretly touching, sliding under the legs of school boy short shorts, straw boaters held in laps to cover the busy working of tender skinned hands—“Oh, my Moh- Moh!” he cried out as slender brown fingers stroked and fondled his stiff nipples, and his neck was tickled by the fine moustache. Ah, the passion, the fire in him!
“Oh, Mohandas, my love! Consume me in your flame!”
“ All in due time, my dear chap.” He murmured, his accent adding spice to his words, and turning up the flame of desire. “ Remember Budgie, my own, action expresses priorities” and began to show his Earl what his priorities where.
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9/25/04 09:15 pm (UTC)My eyes!
My *EYES*!
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9/25/04 11:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
9/27/04 02:07 pm (UTC)Right up there is Gandhi as Rambo (a la UHF).
*G*
It did make me laugh, though
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9/28/04 05:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
9/25/04 09:49 pm (UTC)*gouges eyes out*
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9/25/04 11:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
9/25/04 11:50 pm (UTC)And you are that ev0l!
Btw, I have 3 posts of notes for the AU up on my LJ. Do you mind taking a look and giving me your opinion? They haven't covered the bat so far so I don't know if you'll be that intereted, but I'll be adding to them everyday. I'm just starting with the SV characters right now. Shall I add your name to the filter? It's starting to look gargantuan and I might need the moral support. Plus, you can tell me where the porn should be. ;)
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9/25/04 11:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
9/26/04 12:25 am (UTC)Plus, you can tell me where the porn should be. ;)
Haaa! Ok! *snorf*
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9/26/04 02:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
9/25/04 09:59 pm (UTC):)
My dear Roxeh, the reason i don't comment on your eljay is not because I don't come here often. I just don't read Smallville slash, because i don't often watch Smallville. I'm sorry!
Mina
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9/25/04 11:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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9/26/04 12:41 am (UTC)And shame on you, Sex! I know you was looking for the big nasty badness! Tsk! (give me a few day's, I'l come up with something,*wink*) Oh, by the way, cowboy slash? tried to kill folks with hers...
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