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Greetings!
Hi, all the new people! How are you? welcome to Roxyland! Lately, we've been kind of slow and boring so it's a pleasure to see new faces(as it were) in the joint. Pull up a seat around the ole campfire, grab some marshmallows, and make yourself at home. ;)
So instead of something interesting, I'm going to share this with ya'll. I dropped a little granite top from an end table on my toe last night. I KNOW RIGHT!!! It was amazingly painful, so painful I couldn't even scream, I was just shouting, "wow, wow, wow!" Mr. R came and tried to help me and I just couldn't even imagine anyone touching me at all. When I hurt a *lot*, I can't have people touch me, the very idea makes me panic almost worse than the pain. I blame the dog. I wouldn't have dropped the table top if I didn't have to pull the area rug out of the room because the damn dog ate a hole in the middle of it. Lucky little fucker--he's cuter than a cute thing is cute or he'd be hamburger today....
And oh my gosh the floor underneath the rug was horrible! I really wish I was better at keeping a clean house...except, when I get free time, 'I don't think, oh today's the perfect day to wash the windows', hell no, I'm thinking it's time for porn. You know what? It's always time for porn. :)
So instead of something interesting, I'm going to share this with ya'll. I dropped a little granite top from an end table on my toe last night. I KNOW RIGHT!!! It was amazingly painful, so painful I couldn't even scream, I was just shouting, "wow, wow, wow!" Mr. R came and tried to help me and I just couldn't even imagine anyone touching me at all. When I hurt a *lot*, I can't have people touch me, the very idea makes me panic almost worse than the pain. I blame the dog. I wouldn't have dropped the table top if I didn't have to pull the area rug out of the room because the damn dog ate a hole in the middle of it. Lucky little fucker--he's cuter than a cute thing is cute or he'd be hamburger today....
And oh my gosh the floor underneath the rug was horrible! I really wish I was better at keeping a clean house...except, when I get free time, 'I don't think, oh today's the perfect day to wash the windows', hell no, I'm thinking it's time for porn. You know what? It's always time for porn. :)
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Sorry about your toe. To me that is some of the most intense pain!
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It was...intense, for lack of a better word, yes! After though, it was kind of funny... *GGG*
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(Anonymous) 2011-07-20 03:14 am (UTC)(link)Which is all a roundabout way of saying, "I'm glad you're okay now."
--Jessica
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And what is it with the chewing in the middle of things? Mine are terrible about that. Thankfully, I don't have any rugs or carpet, so it's just towels, blankets, and bath mats.
Big damn furry (cute) moths. *rolls eyes*
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So, no more rugs for us, my friend....
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Lucky for you there is porn which makes all bad things better :D
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you haven't seen crappy housekeeping till you see my house.
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And yes, eventually I let Mr. R kiss it better. ;)
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You know what? It's always time for porn.
Truer words never spoken!
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I'm here mostly for the porn. ;)
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*pets and cuddles and offers alcohol and cabana boys*
Broken toes suck. And no point in even going to the doc - just RICE.
*hugs*
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(Anonymous) 2011-07-17 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)*Lana moment* I dropped a sewing machine on my foot once. It was the first (maybe only) time I ever said, "Fuck!" in front of my mother.
--LastScorpion--
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Oh yes! Free time is always porn time! *g*