Greetings!

[roxy]

Hi, all the new people! How are you? welcome to Roxyland! Lately, we've been kind of slow and boring so it's a pleasure to see new faces(as it were) in the joint. Pull up a seat around the ole campfire, grab some marshmallows, and make yourself at home. ;)

So instead of something interesting, I'm going to share this with ya'll. I dropped a little granite top from an end table on my toe last night. I KNOW RIGHT!!! It was amazingly painful, so painful I couldn't even scream, I was just shouting, "wow, wow, wow!" Mr. R came and tried to help me and I just couldn't even imagine anyone touching me at all. When I hurt a *lot*, I can't have people touch me, the very idea makes me panic almost worse than the pain. I blame the dog. I wouldn't have dropped the table top if I didn't have to pull the area rug out of the room because the damn dog ate a hole in the middle of it. Lucky little fucker--he's cuter than a cute thing is cute or he'd be hamburger today....

And oh my gosh the floor underneath the rug was horrible! I really wish I was better at keeping a clean house...except, when I get free time, 'I don't think, oh today's the perfect day to wash the windows', hell no, I'm thinking it's time for porn. You know what? It's always time for porn. :)

Comments

[stir-of-echoes.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean about being so painful you can't even scream and I usually associate that sort of pain with stubbing a toe. I can't imagine how much it would hurt to drop granite on one. Just OUCH!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Really! It was the kind of ouch that just kept on ouching!!!!

[ctbn60.livejournal.com]

Porn is ALWAYS good! It works for me. ;-)

Sorry about your toe. To me that is some of the most intense pain!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Porn rules!!!

It was...intense, for lack of a better word, yes! After though, it was kind of funny... *GGG*

[tuckercat2.livejournal.com]

OUCH!!!!! and OUCH!!! take care and elevate the toe!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Amazingly, the toe is *fine*!! I can't believe it didn't even bruise! I hobbled for a few minutes and poof--nothing! SCARY!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

That *is* amazing! I once dropped a big landscaping rock on my big toe (I was 12, it was a thing), and I had a huge blood blister and the nail split horizontally, but not all the way across, and it was like having a loose tooth on my toe. I had bandaids for who knows how long to keep me from messing with it (superfluous, because it *really* hurt) and to keep stuff out of it (practical, because it was summer, and I lived in flip-flops). Keeping bandaids on exposed toes in summer? Not as easy as it sounds.

Which is all a roundabout way of saying, "I'm glad you're okay now."

--Jessica

[danceswithgary]

Ouch! *sympathetic hug*

And what is it with the chewing in the middle of things? Mine are terrible about that. Thankfully, I don't have any rugs or carpet, so it's just towels, blankets, and bath mats.

Big damn furry (cute) moths. *rolls eyes*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Right??!! They know they're too cute, that's why they do the stuff they do! And then they roll their eyes up at you like, please don't be mad--hah! Damn dog doesn't know I have a heart of stone--*STONE* I tell ya!!!

So, no more rugs for us, my friend....

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

DROPPING HEAVY SHIT ON YOUR TOES IS NEVER FUN!!
Lucky for you there is porn which makes all bad things better :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It's like a medical miracle cure!!!!!!

[xinsidemyskinx.livejournal.com]

aww sweetie... xxx That sounds incredibly painful. Wish i was there to give you cuddles.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I know!!! And when you come could you bring Twink!Jensen? I could use a good laugh...*EG*

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

ack, sorry about the toe injury! sounds awful. did you finally let mr. roxy kiss it better?

you haven't seen crappy housekeeping till you see my house.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh my dear, sometimes I feel like I'm one cardboard box away from appearing on Hoarders....
And yes, eventually I let Mr. R kiss it better. ;)

[quiet--tiger.livejournal.com]

I hope your toe is okay! Toe injuries can get really gross really quickly.

You know what? It's always time for porn.

Truer words never spoken!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

You know what's weird? There's nothing! Hardly any pain at *all*, no bruise, no swelling--it's weird as hell!

I'm here mostly for the porn. ;)

[cha.livejournal.com]

I hope you're okay!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, thank you, I am A-OK! Just flustered and yelly, but now there's no real pain and no bruises--it's like it never happened, or like...I have my own super-healing angel!

[cha.livejournal.com]

well, if anyone deserves one, you do!

[tabaqui]

Ack! Ow!! Did you break it? Poor Roxy!!
*pets and cuddles and offers alcohol and cabana boys*

Broken toes suck. And no point in even going to the doc - just RICE.
*hugs*

[(Anonymous)]

OMG your toe! I hope it feels better soon!

*Lana moment* I dropped a sewing machine on my foot once. It was the first (maybe only) time I ever said, "Fuck!" in front of my mother.

--LastScorpion--

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

OWWW!!! Hope your poor lil toe feels better. *blows it a kiss*

Oh yes! Free time is always porn time! *g*